Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars
100

I'm seven again.

Rammstein - Zeit
38

Lifeless mix. Too dull. Too safe.

It isn't terrible, it's just disappointing.

Rammstein - Untitled
66

A decent return to form. And it's much better than their previous album, so that's a win.

39

It's likely that I am overly critical, but man, this album pisses me off.

What happened to the mix? There's next to no impact from the kick, which is noticeable right from the start. There are a few tracks that sound too similar in rhythm and key. They're all blatantly formulaic. And personally, most of the lyricism comes across as forced and disingenuous.

Its brightest spots barely glow, with "Ich tu dir weh" easily shining the most.

But then there's ... read more

Rammstein - Rosenrot
55

'Rosenrot' is altogether fairly average. There's some good, some fine, and some failures.

Rammstein - Reise, Reise
75

"Reise, Reise" was the other track I would listen to repeatedly while walking home from school. At the time, I only recall having heard about four of the tracks here, one being "Amerika", which I remember liking.

It took some time since my first full listen in December 2025 to come to an opinion I feel content with, but one thing stayed the same: "Mein Teil" is perfection. Flawless execution. #1. Always.

It also took an embarrassing number of relistens to ... read more

Rammstein - Mutter
71

I'll always picture teenage me walking home from school with "Feuer frei!" on repeat. Why? Just because, I guess. Apart from that, I don't recall being exposed to much else. And from what I potentially had heard, I suppose I didn't take a liking to much of it.

Don't get me wrong; I like 'Mutter'. It's more so a matter of it being outshined by previous work. And in a weird way, it's outshined by itself. To me, its highest points are ... read more

Rammstein - Sehnsucht
84

It's insane that I vividly remember elementary-school me deliberately listening to "Spiel mit mir". I'm glad I was never curious enough at that age to look into what it meant. I know I had heard many others at that point, namely "Sehnsucht", "Engel", "Tier", and unsurprisingly, "Du hast". I never knew what any of it meant. All that mattered was that I liked the way it sounded.

After a full listen — which would be the first, as ... read more

Rammstein - Herzeleid
90

Had I heard a handful of these tracks in my childhood? Absolutely. Had I ever given the album a listen in its entirety? Most likely not. Though I am certain I had heard "Weisses Fleisch", "Herzeleid", and especially "Du riechst so gut" more than once.

Then arbitrarily on the night of December 19th, 2025 — well over a decade later — I returned, with the purpose to listen from beginning to end. About fifty minutes later, I knew I had found another ... read more

Mudvayne - Sticks and Stones
NR

I've heard this live, it won't get better than that.

Mudvayne - Hurt People Hurt People
70

It's decent for what it is. I just want so much more from it.

The National - Exile Vilify
NR

This is the rare instance the song evokes memories and feelings so deep that I cannot rate it.

Lil Darkie - USD
NR

I mean, yeah, it's far from perfect. Why act like it's supposed to be? Remind yourself of who made it.

Juice WRLD - The Way
NR

It's not totally tasteless. The inclusion of Jarad's second verse is. The rest is fine.

​polearm - PLIGHT
100

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Tove Lo - Queen of the Clouds
50

After being introduced to 4 tracks (2 from here, 2 from the Blueprint Edition) in 2015, somewhere along the way I gained the consciousness to listen to the entire album. Throughout the years and through numerous listens, this is where it stands for me: There are some fantastic songs here, many of which I actively return to. While those are great, the full project not as good as I'd like it to be.

These are the top-tier tracks and it's not up for debate:
"Talking Body" - ... read more

Scarlxrd - PENANCE
35

As expected, beat selection is mostly good. But the second he opens his mouth, I wish he didn't. And is it just me or is the lyricism distractingly incoherent?

Track 1: Decent beat, pretty dull performance otherwise.
Track 2 is probably the most tolerable track here. Not an unbearable performance besides the corny verse.
Track 3 is too preachy AND too self-congratulatory.
Track 4 is too long, disorganized, and his vocal inflections are terrible all the way through. Mixing is garbage, ... read more

Hayd - Suffocate
85

A moment in time. A memory. Inseparably 2020.

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