Jean Dawson - CHAOS NOW*
85

catchy ass album

BROCKHAMPTON - ROADRUNNER: NEW LIGHT, NEW MACHINE
80

Yeah, this definitely ISNT the best BROCKHAMPTON record. Some insanely high moments such as THE LIGHT (I & II), but some of these songs feel like straight cash grabs. Count On Me and Bankroll are super mid, and I have almost no fun sitting through them because they feel like the most obvious attempt at a hit song. Windows is also straight up a snooze fest, easily being one of my least favorite tracks of theirs. Most of the problems I have with these tracks in the first half don’t ... read more

GROUPLOVE - Never Trust a Happy Song
30

I'm never listening to a one hit wonder indie album ever again holy shit this was agonizing. Gonna have to stray away from averaging out numbers here and say this only got worse throughout the album. Every song is the same. I count 2 songs over 80. But one of them probably only has the high score because I didn’t know the entire album sounded the exact same, and if I were to relisten, I would hate it even more. fuck a 55/100. Waste of my damn time.

MGMT - Oracular Spectacular
75

Pretty dope record, one of those records where you would go in only knowing one or two songs and not being completely disappointed by the result

Coldplay - Parachutes
85

Funny Radiohead ripoff joke

DEMONDICE - DEMONDICE EP
5

this shit is so ass I started having a conversation with somebody to keep myself from finishing it

Joji - BALLADS 1
65

nostalga can only carry the first half of tracks.

side not i dont think ive ever heard a good trippie redd song. idk if this is crazy hating but his voice sucks

Anne-Marie - UNHEALTHY
20

melanie martinez fan tries to be a pop artist

Beach House - Bloom
85

Very dreamy and consistent collection of tracks. It’s worth your time.

The Smiths - Strangeways, Here We Come
80

Kinda tampers off in the second half, but some great music here nonetheless. Self titled is probably better.

Drake -  Honestly, Nevermind
55

Why do I like some of it

The Smiths - The Smiths
90

Pretty dope debut, most tracks were around the 80-85 rating mark, but the few 100s this album had bump it up by a little. Also “Miserable Lie” is so goofy bro easily the worst track.

Sufjan Stevens - Illinois
90

If theater core was good, it would be this album (this album is amazing)

For real though, super cool project, even if it could do with a few less tracks, I like most of everything here, and it feels like it’s gonna grow on me with time.

Quadeca - From Me to You
85

Top tier comfort album

King Krule - Man Alive!
80

This shit would go crazy if I was suicidal

boygenius - the rest
55

This was pretty mid and I was gonna give it a 60 but somebody farted during the worst song and it smelled like shit so I think that might’ve affected my rating

100 gecs - 10,000 gecs
60

This shit is ASS😭😭😭😭😭

Edit:
90->60

joke ain't funny anymore

Slowdive - Souvlaki
100

wow.

To be honest, I couldn't get a full focused listen out of this album for a very long time. Every time i listened to the album I got really tired or even fell asleep, so for a while before even rating it, it became an album I would play to help me fall asleep. Now, this could be interpreted as jokes, something like "this music is good, good at putting me to sleep! aha! I'm so funny!" but I'm being serious when I say that this album makes me tired but definitely not in a bad way. ... read more

The Dismemberment Plan - Emergency & I
85

Pretty dope record, gonna have to come back to this, feels like a grower. Vocals had to grow on me throughout the record and there are a few bland spots but it’s solid.

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