M.I.A. - Popular
40

She's on a roll

Nicki Minaj - Super Freaky Girl
30

Nicki doing her best Yung Gravy impression?

Troye Sivan - Bloom
85

Great example of how pop music can be interesting and fun without having to be too safe and have all the overused pop tropes. It's not genre-defining or genre-bending, but it's an excellent display of great pop music if you just get all the fundamentals right. A good improvement over his debut album.

Cordae - Unacceptable
65

1. Unacceptable: 65/100 Chorus sounds like Roddy
2. So With That: 65/100 Better instrumental, but the lyrics are super corny

Farrah Abraham - My Teenage Dream Ended
80

accidental stroke of genius. pre-hyperpop

Ellie Goulding - Easy Lover
70

big sean feature is mid. the drums are basic af. but the chorus does hit hard

Lauv - All 4 Nothing
50

ugh. so boring. so sleepy. it all sounds the same. GENERIC.

Calvin Harris - Funk Wav Bounces Vol. 2
55

The fact that this album was only 43 minutes but it just felt so damn long and most of the tracks are so forgettable is why this score is very appropriate. New To You was pretty decent tho. Oh and wtf was Busta Rhymes doing on that song πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

Best tracks: New To You
Worst tracks: Ready Or Not

Porter Robinson - Worlds
78

great album but I just prefer Nurture a lot more

Best tracks: Divinity, Sad Machine
Worst tracks: Flicker

Carly Rae Jepsen - Beach House
60

please please don't be on the album

Troye Sivan - Blue Neighbourhood
80

WILD - 80
FOOLS - 85
EASE (feat. Broods) - 75
TALK ME DOWN - 80
COOL - 75
HEAVEN (Betty Who) - 80
YOUTH - 75
LOST BOY - 75
for him. (feat. Allday) - 75
SUBURBIA - 80

Trippie Redd & Offset - Big 14
75

Chorus should be shorter

Sufjan Stevens - Carrie & Lowell
95

who's chopping onions

Taylor Swift - evermore
85

Honestly, I prefer Evermore. It's less memorable than Folklore, but it's the more consistent listen and better structured album. Though Folklore does have more standout songs that I like.

Edit: folklore has aged slightly better than evermore

Doechii - she / her / black bitch
80

Swamp Bitches (feat. Rico Nasty): 85
Bitch I’m Nice: 75
Bitches Be (feat. Jst Ray): 80
This Bitch Matters: 80
Persuasive (feat. SZA) : 85

Ex:Re - Ex:Re
80

The album cover keeps making me think this is an electronic album.

Elena's debut album shows her combining minimalistic production with her signature somber vocals and melodramatic songwriting which makes for a fantastic singer-songwriter/dream pop fusion.

Where The Time Went: 80
Crushing: 80
New York: 80
Romance: 85
The Dazzler: 80
Too Sad: 80
Liar: 75
I Can't Keep You: 80
5AM: 80
My Heart: 80

NAV & Lil Baby - Never Sleep
80

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

ROSALÍA - DESPECHÁ
80

fun as fuck

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