blink-182 - Buddha
34

Not very enjoyable. Singing is ass, production isn’t great, not a lot of memorable choruses. Just overall is a big nothing burger in terms of sound and production.

Steely Dan - Can't Buy a Thrill
76

Why did I listen to this at school I need to be on a yacht tanning with this blasting

Kraftwerk - Trans Europa Express
52

Pretty boring electronic album. Not bad but nothing absolutely mind blowing.

Dean Blunt - ZUSHI
61

A solid experience that has some cool concepts and guests. Just nothing absolutely mind blowing.

Axolotl - City Of Silence
82

Listening to this EP reminds me of one thing. Growth. I listened to Remi’s album a familiar place due to liking his reviews and him following me. Some of his opinions fucking suck but all of us have those, right? I listened to a familiar place during the first month of school. And now, I have 16 days left. This album takes me through all the best and worst times I had. The people I met, the coursework I struggled with, the anxiety I felt, and the laughter I shared with my friends. This ... read more

Phoebe Bridgers - Stranger in the Alps
83

I feel like one of those moustache guys who have a shit ton of tattoos and film themselves doing fit checks and talk about how much they love this album in order to pull girls but it never works

A$AP Rocky - AT.LONG.LAST.A$AP
86

One of the most consistent three album runs I’ve ever listened to. Every song just hits in its production and rocky is still as charismatic as ever. The guests also again, bring there a game. I know everybody talks about Kanye on this album but my personal favourite feature was actually Wayne. Which I wasn’t expecting to say. Just as consistent as one can get with a 2010’s cloud rap project.

C418 - Minecraft - Volume Beta
96

Minecraft is a once in a lifetime event for not only gaming, but pop culture as a whole. The smiles and laughter this game has put on kids faces will always be something to be remembered. I know it’s not the same thing, and it will never be the same thing. But change is a good thing. And the music has never changed. It has always been phenomenal and definitely well celebrated. So thank you to everybody who was apart of Minecraft. For not only making a genius designed game, but for all ... read more

Sun Ra - Lanquidity
76

Some really solid jazz here. I didn’t connect with it personally but it’s very objectively high quality.

Fleshwater - We're Not Here to Be Loved
84

Some really solid and surprisingly catchy metal songs on here. I honestly wanted more from it though I wish it wasn’t as short.

Thaiboy Digital - Trash Island
70

Short and sweet, with some incredible highlights. Mainly thanks to ecco2k. The other members hold their own, but he stands out tenfold. However, there are some duds that are just not memorable or fun to listen to

Shygirl - Nymph
65

It’s alright. Nothing mind blowing but nothing horrible. Just a cute and quaint little danceable album that definitely knows what it is and doesn’t overstay its welcome.

Mount Eerie - A Crow Looked at Me
99

Ignore the score it doesn’t matter for this review just read it.

For a few years now, I have thought obsessively over the idea of objectively vs subjectivity. The idea that you could either be objectively “correct” vs being right in your own unique way just never left my thoughts. And this album is a perfect example of a subjectively perfect masterpiece. I normally don’t care for the projects Phil has worked under. However, this album changes how I see him. I ... read more

Sematary - RAINBOW BRIDGE 2
41

Weirdly a lazy rehash of ideas from RB1 that just aren’t as good sadly. There are some highlights but a lot of this tape is just boring semetary mush. Very glad he picked up the slack after this.

Joy Division - Closer
47

This guy sounds like plankton’s voice actor singing. Like not even plankton. Just the guy itself. I just found it dull and uninteresting, sadly. Oh well, I guess it’s just not for me.

Goo Goo Dolls - Iris
42

Wtf people like this song

Hackle - GUNSMITH THA MIXTAPE
81

Goes hard as shit honestly. Was expecting this to just be worse semetary but no. It’s better than his recent output. But it doesn’t beat RB3 for me. Idk what can.

Lucio Di Stefano - Hold my Hand
89

For a stupid little song I found on TikTok due to a bunch of bizarre videos posted by the creator, the song is actually really good, catchy, and well put together. I will say the TikTok videos on this sound weirdly fit the unique vibe built by it and you should definitely watch a few of them.

Chief Keef - Almighty So
85

Chief keef kind of sucks over these beats but it somehow creates a really fascinating rap album with phenomenal production. After listening to so much semetary, I can definitely see where he draws inspirations from and that’s cool to see. Good job keefster

Yves Tumor - Safe in the Hands of Love
84

I think I prefer the industrial side to the rock side. As it’s more striking, unique, and just sounds better. Definitely caught a big vibe with this album.

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