Recent Reviews

Oct 13, 2019
I was just out here vibin' in Toronto, ya know - pourin a 5th, just vibin' and shit fr fr doe - and I wanted to listen to the boys' new album. Damn. Now I'm out here cryin' brown tears all over your bitch.

Of course, most of you know about the controversy revolving the removal of Ameer Van from the group following allegations of sexual misconduct and robbery of member Dom's friend. This sucks. This really sucks. It feels like we're living in the wrong timeline. Brockhampton's Saturation ... read more
Oct 8, 2019
My shootas are codeine addicts, and I'm sending them to Pitchfork.

Not really F.B.I.

But for real, Pitchfork's attempts to conflate honesty with quality baffles me. They're attempts to frame this incredibly talented hip-hop collective as a "J. Cole akward confessionalism" is beyond me. It's like they haven't heard the music, because they're critique is literally not true. This is why I love sites like RYM and AOTY and YouTube Channels like Anthony Fantano. It stripped the power from ... read more
Oct 7, 2019
Ah yes, my first review. I could have listened to a true patrician album today to be my first entry on this website, but you know me - ya Brown Boi - he was hittin' the gym - gettin' in that bench press, ya know, gettin' in them cable flies, ya know, hittin' that incline-bench, and I needed an album to play on my Bluetooth Speaker as I was working out with my boi Lil Xan. So, I suppose to commemorate Spooky Szn, we listened to the highest selling album of all time - Thriller by ... read more
Oct 13, 2019
Think of one album/ep/mixtape you REALLLLY want me to listen to. And I will listen to it in full (Unless it's super long but like SUUUPER long like i'm not listening to a 2 hour album lol)

(might've accidentally shouted in some single accounts)
Oct 8, 2019
I will give you a yellow flannel if you say the lyric “I’m a brown boy, I do lots of drugs yeah” on your next album
Oct 8, 2019
Oct 7, 2019
I just listened to your debut. I thought it was cool. good job
Oct 6, 2019
your music is trash
Oct 6, 2019
Oct 6, 2019
what's up nav? what's your favorite project of yours? is it your most recent or is it something else?
Oct 6, 2019
Hello rapper; what's your favorite album ever i look up to you so much brown boy
Oct 6, 2019
can i have an autograph?
A lot of people think I'm just another trap rapper, but they don't understand the passion I have for music. So I've created this account to express my joy for music. I'm pretty new at this, so you guys are gonna have to cut me some slack.
If it scores me any cred, me and Gira did once have a orgy to a mashup of Oxygen and Just Happened.
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