Daniel Caesar - NEVER ENOUGH
86

this album turned me homo- i mean homiesexual

Dominic Fike - What Could Possibly Go Wrong
48

i think chicken fingers is simultaneously the best and worst song ever made. like those chicken fingers were really in his hotel

Melanie Martinez - K-12
8

the mix of how disgusting this is musically and thematically is pretty impressive. 10/10

Melanie Martinez - Cry Baby
14

this album has aged like the milk that melanie was drinking while making this so she could embody the character of this album that she can’t relate to at all (in other words this thing is gross). any of the musical passages that are listenable are ruined by the awful fetishization on this album but hey at least she invented among us type beats!

Metro Boomin - HEROES & VILLAINS
87

metro boomin make it boom. yeah metro boomin make it boom, make it boom.

Eminem - The Eminem Show
85

sampling dream on by aerosmith was such a corny decision (just like a lot of his decisions tbh)

Eminem - The Marshall Mathers LP
92

if the whole album was the bizarre feature on amityville it’d be a 10

Eminem - The Slim Shady LP
84

i put my orange in a four inch door hinge with george eating porridge

DMX - It's Dark and Hell Is Hot
90

I listened to X, I peeped the bars (Yeah)
The snakes, the rats, the cats, the dogs

Depeche Mode - Violator
96

personal jesus is the only good ford f150 commercial sounding song

Mac DeMarco - Salad Days
72

i bet he hangs out with dignan from hivemind

Mac DeMarco - 2
58

i mean hey he was expecting me to give this a 2 so at least i did better than that

Deftones - White Pony
92

god i love limp bizkit

Death Grips - Year of the Snitch
89

death grips forgot how to use the internet come back online please

Death Grips - The Powers That B
93

up my sleeves and inanimate sensation are two of the craziest things my ears have ever experienced

Death Grips - Government Plates
83

when i ate at the white house with obama i was eating off them government plates

Death Grips - No Love Deep Web
90

actual penis music

100

the anthony fantano feature on this album gets me every time

Roddy Ricch - Please Excuse Me for Being Antisocial
79

when he said ee er it really spoke to me i can’t lie

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