Converge - Jane Doe
99

To many, Jane Doe is seen as the pinnacle of metalcore, and with as raw and brutal of an album this is, it's easy to see why. While Jane Doe is not my favorite metalcore record ever released, it's certainly up there among the greats. You would be hard pressed to find an album as crazy as this one. Every single second of this 45 minute album is jam packed with shrill screams, insane mathy rhythms, and some of the rawest sounding production ever done. Despite being one of the most ... read more

Norma Jean - 5ep
58

Everyone who worked on this went on to do much better things in the future. This was a decent start, but nowhere near the titan Norma Jean would become.

Falling In Reverse - Popular Monster
2

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Kamasi Washington - The Epic
NR

Reviewing this one volume at a time bc it's way too long to do in one sitting lol.
Volume 1: god DAMN that saxophone is nice af. Some of the best jazz I've heard instrumentally. That being said, while the progression is fantadtic most of the time, some of the songs drag on a bit more than they need to. Gonna give volume 1 a 90.
Listened to volume 2 yesterday. That was a masterpiece. Some of the best jazz I've maybe ever heard. Gets a 98 from me.

Gaza - No Absolutes in Human Suffering
78

Pretty cool mathcore album. It did go on a little longer than it needed to though and could have cut out some of the sludgy parts.
Highlights: The Truth Weighs Nothing, Mostly Hair and Bones Now
Low Points: The Vipers, Routine and Then Death

Knocked Loose - Upon Loss Singles
100

Like this review if you think Knocked Loose should cover Apple Bottom Jeans

The Chariot - The Fiancée
99

Try not to give The Chariot ridiculously high scores challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
This album has some of the rawest shit I've ever heard on it. The Chariot are the best band to come out of mathcore and absolutely no one can change my mind on that.
Highlights: The Deaf Policemen, Then Came to Kill, Forgive Me Nashville
Low Points: Then Drew Their Swords

Dead And Divine - The Machines We Are
72

It has some super sick and raw moments but then every song has to have a clean chorus that kinda takes away from the energy imo. Cleans aren't a bad thing but in this album there needed to be fewer in my opinion. If there were fewer I think that the contrast could have worked great though. Despite my critiques, I still enjoyed this album quite a bit.

The Dillinger Escape Plan & Mike Patton - Irony Is a Dead Scene
95

One of the best releases I've heard from Dillinger. Some of their most chaotic songwriting while incorporating the funkiness they would become known for.

House of Protection - Pulling Teeth
100

Bring Me the Horizon but good

Make Them Suffer - Oscillator
60

Their other singles have been great but this is really basic.

Kublai Khan TX - Supreme Ruler
70

Weird ass single choice but ok. It's cool but far too short to have real substance to it.

Unprocessed - Sacrifice Me
70

Nowhere near their most recent album but still decent. It just sounds like a b-side of And Everything In Between.

Paria - Misanthropos
95

Super underrated album. It's like a cross between Thrill Seeker by August Burns Red and early Norma Jean. Paria deserves a lot more recognition for being a pretty early metalcore band and having super technical, experimental, and heavy music. Only one other person on this site besides me has reviewed any of their music so to whoever reads this I heavily reccommend this album.
Highlights: The Absurdity of Solace, A Torn Instance
Low Points: Too Many Puppies

Many Eyes - Harbinger
78

This looks like it will be a pretty solid album but I really wish they hadn't sat on it and waited for Better Lovers to drop an announcement. It seems like really dumb drama and I wish that they could just move on with their new bands if ETID isn't ever gonna get back together. Either way I am definitely happy to be getting new music from everyone even if this release feels kinda petty to me.

Nails - Lacking The Ability To Process Empathy
93

God these singles are so hard

The Dillinger Escape Plan - Dissociation
87

Good but probably the weakest of what I've heard of Dillinger's discography. A couple songs can contend with some of the best TDEP songs still though.
Edit: I was wrong this album slaps and is a perfect last album for this band.
Highlights: Honeysuckle, Limerant Death
Low Points: Fugue, Dissociation

95

Super cool album that I think will grow on me upon relistens. Reminded me a lot of some of the greats of mathcore such as Converge, The Chariot, and most of all The Dillinger Escape Plan. It's definitely not too derivative of those influences though as it has it's nu-metal vibes as well. I want to relisten before I give the highlights of the album though as I listened to this in my morning workout and didn't catch all of the titles of my favs.

Memphis May Fire - Necessary Evil
50

Metalcore songs like this do have their place but I'm likely not gonna return to this. It's ok but it doesn't do it for me like my favs of the genre do.

Better Lovers - A White Horse Covered in Blood
77

Really good but so farthe weakest of what this band has made. Still pretty hyped for the album though

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"You can just explain why you don't like it without trying to undermine everyone who does. Just because it isn't as good as Jane Doe doesn't make everyone who loves the album a fake metal fan who gets their taste from Fantano. Personally I think this a great blend of their rawer mathier stuff and more atmospheric sludge metal tracks. I Won't Let You Go is one of my favorite Converge tracks because imo it has one of their most memorable riffs and I enjoyed the sludgey progression of other tracks such as Detonator. You don't have to like the album but the way you are talking in this review is just as pretentious as the hipsters you claim to hate."
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