Vampire Weekend - Only God Was Above Us
87

Vampire Weekend return with a new album and a steadliy evolved sound palette. OGWAU imo shows a matured band, one that have developed a unique sound which allows them to make music that is unmistakeably VW but has the room to borrow from other influences (I’m particularly getting notes of Sufjan Stevens in some of the songs here?) without it sounding like a radical departure. They cast their net wide but it’s always their net, if that makes sense. Going off Capricorn, the lead ... read more

Charli xcx - BRAT
72

I can’t say I didn’t enjoy it- I still don’t entirely get why it’s become so acclaimed- but I liked it at the very least.

The K's - I Wonder If The World Knows
49

After nearly a decade of activity, Merseyside act The K’s have released their debut album and unfortunately it showcases a band without any semblance of a unique sound. Everything on display here from the loud, sweeping guitars to the dry, working-class everyman lyrical style adopted by the lead singer has been done before and better. That’s not to say The K’s are really even bad but alas they’re also not really good enough to justify listening to them over the bands ... read more

100

God fucking damnit dude

Jungle - Let's Go Back
54

“Guys, let’s do Back On 74 again!”

Tommy Richman - THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE
60

It’s no DEVIL IS A LIE… and already DEVIL IS A LIE was no MILLION DOLLAR BABY…

Oasis - All Around the World
50

The Gallagher brothers briefly go insane and convince themselves they’ve been possessed by the spirit of John Lennon. It’s not even that bad, despite all logic.

Passion Pit - Sleepyhead
100

What a weird song. Absolutely beautiful though. Sounds like opening a box full of toys you haven’t touched since you were a kid.

Justin Timberlake - Filthy
47

This song sounds like a poorly-assembled jigsaw. It has a ton of elements that could make it great but it’s been put together in such a clunky manner that reduces it to one big musical non-sequitur.

Coldplay - WE PRAY
40

Overwhelming in its blandness. Rare for something with Little Simz on it but alas.

Justice - Civilization
96

i can never not hear the chorus as “beating of a Minion drum, fire of a Minion gun, mother of a Minion son” just thought that was important to note

Clean Bandit - Cry Baby
44

Clean Bandit made Rather Be in 2014 and for all of 3 minutes and 48 seconds their ‘dance-pop with violins’ idea actually worked. After that we were gifted a steady stream of utterly awful yet inexplicably massive singles like Rockabye and Solo, but then around the post-pandemic disaster strikes and they pretty much ditch the classical instrumentation, taking away the one remaining aspect that made them a unique band and essentially consigning them to being a generic dance act in an ... read more

Jack White - No Name
89

NO NAME is provably Jack’s rawest and most earnestly rock album since The White Stripes days. It’s a very what-you-see-is-what-you get affair and luckily what you get is great. The production is bare and the mixing is raw which in turn gives a surprisingly intimate feel to the album, where it’s almost as if you’re in the room with Jack. His songwriting is as phenomenal as ever, be it his hooks on What’s The Rumpus or Old Scratch Blues or raving like a delusional ... read more

Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science
80

SHE BLINDED ME, WITH SCIENCE!

Doop - Doop
5

Probably one of the most irritating things ever put to vinyl. An incessant 3 minutes of noise.

The Dare - You’re Invited
36

…yeah, no. I like The Dare, but… yeah, sorry, no.

…hm… maybe? Maybe… no. No.

Karen O - Super Breath
77

I’m getting Evil Friends vibes from this song. Particularly the (brilliant!) opener Plastic Soldiers- it’s moody like that but with a folksy edge.

Jamie xx - All You Children
76

I'm liking the texture of this one...

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