Kodak Black - Bill Israel
61

The fact that this is avg'ing a 30 means yall don't fuck. Ever.

Sorry for being right again!

Kylie Minogue - DISCO
66

2020: the year of Anodyne Disco

At least Kylie gets it

Sam Smith - Love Goes
NR

listening to this made my synthestesia make me cum orange 🍊

Ariana Grande - Positions
46

Favorite lyric: "I wanna make you labneh on a Wednesday"

Very clever, Ari!

Kylie Minogue - Fever
76

Timeless, gay

Oneohtrix Point Never - Magic Oneohtrix Point Never
43

He's lost his keen sense of entropy, still trying to salvage, but this is so unbalanced that it's hard to shake that he's clearly running out of inspiration. He no longer knows where to go but still knows what to do, and that's the point I stop listening to an artist.

Reinvent or cut your losses. A Weekend feature is especially lazy, Dan. How much did that cost ya? Was it worth it? If marginal recognition is what you were after, you succeeded. If it was to make a good album? Big failure.

Adrianne Lenker - instrumentals
NR

I've played better music locked in the basement of my abusive ex wife, where a lone guitar lay next to my head, 2 strings busted

...the same guitar in which she batted me into the basement like it was t-ball practice. I groaned and strummed - all my emotions in 10 days. I cried for weeks after the incident.

I'm moved out now, but those basement walls have heard sounds that would make you all want to kill yourselfs.

Adrianne Lenker - songs
0

The reason critics think this is good is the same reason trump got elected.

Intrinsic racism.

Lorde - Melodrama
0

I hope her next album is bad too

Mary Lattimore - Silver Ladders
71

Every day I grow closer and closer to fucking my Google Alexa

Róisín Murphy - Róisín Machine
66

This is the perfect soundtrack for yall to tweet about how Chris Cassidy is canceled because he didn't wear a mask on the ISS or some dumb shit

Shamir - Shamir
0

Daddy chill

BLACKPINK - THE ALBUM
0

Cultural appropriation trying to act Korean really despicable

Joji - In Tongues
0

try hard, never was funny, but at least he's a better musician than comedian (slim margin)

Yves Jarvis - Sundry Rock Song Stock
70

Another sweet sweet one

IDLES - Ultra Mono
0

Oh...

... this is that band for dumbasses

芸能山城組 [Geinoh Yamashirogumi] - 輪廻交響楽 [Ecophony Rinne]
87

If the UN would just set 40 min aside to listen to this masterpiece, then they could maybe scrounge up some clarity to fix Palestine

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