Drake - Dark Lane Demo Tapes
39

Not egregious but also not worth a damn!

Would rather watch an instructional p*ssy eating video by Aubrey himself...

Lennon Stella - Three. Two. One.
49

Normally, this is a release I would have stopped listening to after 30 seconds of the first 2 songs. The production is rather mundane and compositions don't vary too much, but what is of note here is this young artist's songwriting ability... along with no intention of vocal fry every word she sings (Billie Eilish, Lorde, etc etc). It's refreshing and genuine if a little boring.

The only reason I kept listening was to decode cryptic messages sent to my roommate by his ex-gf. Godspeed to them. ... read more

Sam Smith & Demi Lovato - I'm Ready
NR

For 2 people who look like they got bullied as kids, they really look like they wanna get bullied a lil more

James Blake - You're Too Precious
60

I can't wait for when he makes divorce music

Jamie xx - Idontknow
75

Oh my... guess I'm shakin my ass indoors this summer!!

Fiona Apple - Fetch the Bolt Cutters
73

None of yall deserve a new Apple album 'cept me, if we're being honest (which I always am)

Honey Harper - Starmaker
NR

Luke-warm Arthur Russell aesthetics.

Not enough gay / not enough reverb... still Vaguely Satisfied

Beach House - Depression Cherry
74

A soundtrack for sunset-goodbyes ...

Empress Of - I'm Your Empress Of
NR

Interesting pop writing with playlist-phobic compositions

Overall verdict........ refreshing... like lemon-lime rain! (don't open your eyes!)

Childish Gambino - 3.15.20
NR

He'll never be remembered for his art in any form. Not that it was ever terrible, just consistently unremarkable.

Lil Uzi Vert - Eternal Atake
44

More bark than bite. Not that he won't bite, he just clearly prefers to bark.

Poppy - I Disagree
37

I really want to like this girl, and I'll hold my breath, but let me finish my review first!

More music for generation YouTube. I don't listen to much metal but I know well it's of poor quality throughout this album. This "new" nu-metal-infused pop wave is a disease. I was admittedly nervous Rina was infected after releasing "STFU", but at least her take on nu-metal was Rina at its core.

The back-and-forth, not only in pop music, but in pop fashion and in pop online ... read more

Allie X - Cape God
52

"Bitch" and "Catch" are the bars she set for her career and nothing here comes close, but the production feels effortless and is coordinated well with her vocals. Overall it's still too generic.

Love Regenerator - Love Regenerator 1
NR

Doesn't overindulge, does f*ck

Love all the 2k nostalgia drippin all over the sceneeee

Ecco2k - E
76

If you give this a bad review yo'ur a piece of damn shit

Brian Eno - The Shutov Assembly
62

Imbued of communist regality, this number slipped through Soviet cracks

Four Tet - Baby
70

Ellie Goulding has a uniquely loopable voice and I'm glad it's being re-realized

ROSALÍA - Juro Que
NR

She has the talent and the charisma to make 10x the mark Lady GaGa ever made.

My lil corathoncito shivers every time she unsheathes her nails...

The 1975 - The 1975
0

Protest "music" by a decent tweeny band for its rather oblivious listeners - a generation of young people so afflicted by the pains of the world they can't even get off the sofa

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