Romy - Mid Air
24

Is this the only lezzy we have for representation? sheesh?

Télépopmusik - Breathe
75

With the downtempo era exhausted by the time the millenial apocalypse transpired [not so much] , the music world mostly unwelcomed the French group. I'm not here to say whether that sentiment was fair or not, but this song in particular superceded the genre with a melody materialized in the ether, whose trajectory somehow brought it into our atmosphere.

Was this a gift from God or was it a cosmic reminder that we cannot calendarize our fate?

Cowgirl Clue - Rodeo Star
62

I really like her but this a lil flimsy

Taylor Swift - Speak Now (Taylor's Version)
33

Girl been using Downy in her face wash 🥴

John Maus - We Must Become the Pitiless Censors of Ourselves
77

Why you would donate to a political campaign, Trump or not, is beyond me

0 rizz but the music bangs

James Blake - Big Hammer
80

He finally stopped trying to sing like a black dude

Charli xcx - Speed Drive
64

If she was gonna sample Cobrastyle, she shoulda pulled in "I press trigger, I don't press people button"

Laura Groves - Sky At Night
73

She's back baby! Followed her the week before this dropped thinking "whatever happened to that gamma ray chick"

I'm so omniscient, no wonder I have the best taste

Fred Again.. & Brian Eno - Secret Life
NR

Fred... Again?

Fuck him and his big tidy mom

Melanie Martinez - K-12
28

Edit: In hindsight I’m honestly disgusted at how insensitive this was at the time and am embarrassed that I used to genuinely think like this.
I’ll leave this up here just to remind myself how far I’ve progressed as a person since this and use it to motivate me to continue on that path. I’m not at all who I used to be, and this abhorrent review is testament to that.

Just because you’ve been accused of sexual assault, doesnt mean you have any right to rape my ... read more

Miley Cyrus - Endless Summer Vacation
5

Miley was one of the buccal fat girlies that did it for better dick suction and not cosmetics

Taylor Swift - 1989
70

Good, singable, hedonism

slowthai - UGLY
48

Slowthai brings nothing new to the table, but Dan Carey gives him the bit of edge that Slowthai desperately craves to portray

Great production for an extremely unmemorable brit

Skrillex - Quest For Fire
32

Cool cover, cool features - Eli Keszler makes a shocking appearance... until you press play and realize it's the most reductive music of Skrillex's career

파란노을 [Parannoul] - After the Magic
58

New shoegaze is for chronic jerkers, let the come dry bb

Young Fathers - Heavy Heavy
42

Lyrics by ChatGPT™️ & experimental royalty-free beats

Caroline Polachek - Desire, I Want to Turn Into You
74

This is how you bait the critics and maintain perspective

This will be at #1 on most EOY lists, guaranteed..

Shit, she might even be nominated for a grammy

Rebecca Black - Let Her Burn
34

I mean, she's just a "cool lesbian chick" with some expensive synths behind her thas all

Joni Mitchell - The Hissing of Summer Lawns
94

Absolutely breathtaking - cigarette shaped vocals in their prime

How can you argue with her that kindergarteners aren't meant to smoke tobacco when it produces incredible results as suchhhhh?

Sam Smith - Gloria
6

Does sam smith think non-binary means ugly?

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