Jonathan Richman - I, Jonathan
80

Ushy gushy MY pussy????

Sun Kil Moon - Benji
0

To bad he sex offended

Mount Eerie - A Crow Looked at Me
0

My Wife Died Too
So What

Haiku Hands - Haiku Hands
0

Cultural Appropriation of hands

Joji - Nectar
0

THIS is your SIMP king??

God, at least take wipe the come off your peen before you go downstairs and eat toast with mum

Playboi Carti - Whole Lotta Red
100

...is what the doctor said when my pack-a-day wife miscarried our twins

Coldplay - A Head Full of Dreams
11

An Anus⁹ Full of Tard

6ix9ine - TattleTales
NR

I mean really, for a generation that preaches self care yall are terrible at it

Why even listen

Sevdaliza - Shabrang
NR

I was about to shut this Alanis Morisstte-does-twigs shit show down, but the lady proved the first track is not representative of the rest, the others benefitting from subdued vocals and 'exotic' production.

I was drawn in but fell asleep. I can't help but think she's still struggling to find her own sound, but this album makes a good case for further industry investment.

Kelly Lee Owens - Inner Song
75

Getting a lot of different vibes on this one--from Aphex to Lights; DJ Koze to Imogen Heap. I even hear a little Stott and Hopkins, but it all distills to a KLO signature sound.

Only complaint is that Arpeggi doesn't fully play on the chords and progressions that made the second half of Radiohead's best track flourish and so it feels unimportant and "nice". [specifically when she holds the 3rd arpeggio with the last note hitting A for the duration, Jonny Greenwood lets the top of ... read more

Disclosure - ENERGY
47

They just don't care anymore

Dua Lipa & The Blessed Madonna - Club Future Nostalgia
49

I'm giving this a 49 cus it's not relistenable, but wasn't egregiously bad.

Ya'll are giving it less cus you don't got anyone to eat your p*ssy/b*ssy before bed. Shout out to Dua for exposing the incelibates!

Father John Misty - To S. / To R.
NR

Looks like someone got anal influenza

Carly Rae Jepsen - Me and the Boys in the Band
NR

Very cute. All around. More music for my 17 daughters. Love ya Carly.

Burial - Untrue
NR

Anthony F*gtano please review my bussy!!!!!

Orville Peck - Show Pony
NR

Anthony F*gtano please review my bussy!!!!!

Dua Lipa - Levitating (The Blessed Madonna Remix)
57

Really not that bad of a remix, not that great, but this site has pretty poor taste in remixes anyways

Cardi B - WAP
NR

Everyone giving this below a 50 is an incel

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