Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV
80

I was expecting no skips

Fave tracks: Black Dog, Rock and Roll, Stairway to Heaven, When the Levee Breaks
Least fave tracks: The Battle of Evermore

75

The Song Remains the Same is such a strong start to the album
The Crunge is a surprisingly annoying song
The tropical D'yer Mak'er was a nice surprise
The atmosphere of No Quarter is incredible

Fave tracks: The Song Remains the Same, Over the Hills and Far Away, No Quarter
Least fave tracks: The Crunge

*NSYNC - No Strings Attached
65

The back half of the album isn't as bad as the ratings led me to believe

I never noticed synth in the background of the Bye Bye Bye chorus
Didn't expect the Jerusalem nod in Space Cowboy
Just Got Paid has a funky bass line
This I Promise You was okay, I'm kind of surprised it was a single over No Strings Attached
That's When I'll Stop Loving You is actually a nice ballad

Fave tracks: Bye Bye Bye, It's Gonna Be Me

*NSYNC - *NSYNC
55

Tearin' Up My Heart is such a heavy hitter to start off with
(God Must Have Spent) A Little More Time on You is too slow and uninteresting for me
You Got It had a fun little a cappella thing going on in the middle
Not sure why I Need Love has such a low rating, the instrumental is a nice eurodance beat
I Want You Back deserves the resurgence it's getting
The spoken word section on Everything I Own felt out of place
Thinking of You (I Drive Myself Crazy) feels like a copy of Savage ... read more

Madonna - Music
40

Confessions on a Dance Floor is way better than this

The title track isn't as good as I had remembered it to be
Impressive Instant has an unpleasant sound in the chorus
I Deserve It feels more like the cover art than the first 3 tracks
Nobody's Perfect is boring and sounds bad
Modern country music for Don't Tell Me

Fave tracks: I Deserve It, Don't Tell Me
Least fave tracks: Impressive Instant, Nobody's Perfect

Breakbot - Still Waters
50

This album was a bit disappointing. Maybe I just liked By Your Side because of nostalgia. Some of the tracks here are just boring

Fave tracks: My Toy, All It Takes, Too Soon, Still Waters
Least fave tracks: Man Without Shadow, In Return

Breakbot - By Your Side
75

Breakbot was one of my favourite artists in the early '10s. This album is so nostalgic.

I'm surprised people don't like Easy Fraction, it's a fun song

Fave tracks: One Out Of Two, Programme, Baby I'm Yours, Why
Least fave tracks: The Mayfly and the Light, Another Dawn, A Mile Away

Madonna - Confessions on a Dance Floor
85

This was way better than I expected
Saying sorry in all those languages was kind of goofy

Fave tracks: Hung Up, Get Together, Jump, Isaac
Least fave tracks: I love New York

Led Zeppelin - Presence
85

Achilles Last Stand is a top 3 Led Zeppelin song

Fave tracks: Achilles Last Stand, Nobody's Fault But Mine

Sleep - Dopesmoker
20

The guitarist must've gotten really tired of playing the same riff for an hour straight. This album is about 6 times too long

Aphex Twin - Syro
80

Interesting song titles?

minipops 67 has such good bass
CIRCLONT6A is interesting but disorienting
aisatsana is beautiful

Fave tracks: minipops 67, syro u473t8+e, aisatsana
Least fave tracks: 180db_, fz pseudotimestretch+e+3

Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works Volume II
0

Fave tracks: [untitled]
Least fave tracks: [untitled]

...jk

There's a fine line between ambient music and background noise. A lot of these tracks fall in the latter category. I can't imagine anyone willingly choosing to listen to this in its entirety. The critic reviewers must've been smoking crack. My first 0 rating

Disc 1
#1 floating peacefully through clouds
#2 pretty creepy, like a ghost level in a video game
#3 so peaceful and angelic
#4 weird horror movie background ... read more

Drake -  Honestly, Nevermind
80

Intro was nice
Falling back plays the beat out much longer than it needed to
I wish the instrumental in Texts Go Green was highlighted more
Currents has an okay beat. Not too memorable though
A Keeper has a soothing yet haunting sound to it. The end of the track is so good
Calling My Name is just uninteresting
Sticky is more of a typical Drake song, less house here
Massive is a great house track
Flight's Booked has really relaxing vocals
Out of nowhere we get some guitar solos in ... read more

Drake - HABIBTI
40

Kind of a forgettable album

Fave tracks: Slap The City

Drake - MAID OF HONOUR
65

Just like with Iceman there's so many unnecessary beat switches that ruin otherwise fun songs

Fave tracks: Hoe Phase, Road Trips, New Bestie, Goose and The Juice
Least fave tracks: Cheetah Print, BBW, Princess

Drake - ICEMAN
70

I wish there weren't so many tracks that completely change beats halfway through. Ran To Atlanta starts off amazing but then there's a beat switch before Future comes in and the track's momentum gets killed.

Shout out to the Persian girls

Fave tracks: Make Them Cry, Dust, Whisper My Name, Don't Worry

Aphex Twin - ...I Care Because You Do
60

The thundering bass on Wax The Nip is really nice.

Fave tracks: Acrid Avid Jam Shred, Wax The Nip, Come On You Slags!, Alberto Balsalm

Ol' Dirty Bastard - Nigga Please
70

Chris Rock in the intro was a fun surprise.

Fave tracks: I Can't Wait, Got Your Money, Gettin' High, Good Morning Heartache

Aphex Twin - drukQs
40

This album is all over the place. Each track falls into 3 major categories:
1) Crazy drill and bass
2) Soft piano pieces
3) Ambient sounds from subway stations at 2am

The tracks aren't grouped together in any discernible way. If he took out the subway station tracks, kept all the DnB on this album, and moved the piano stuff to an LP, this album would be a whole lot better.

Fave tracks: Vordhosbn, Avril 14th, My Saint Michel
Least fave tracks: Gwely Mernans, Gwarek2, Lornaderek, Prep ... read more

Fetty Wap - Fetty Wap
60

SEVENTEEN THIRTY EIGHT
Why is there a song titled "I'm Straight"?

Fave tracks: Trap Queen, 679

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