Azar & SEDVTED - bad luck
74

2x16=32

Y=mx+b. (18+4) + X = 17.

Adrianna has 100 pieces of gum to share with her friends. When she went to the park, she shared 10 pieces of strawberry gum. When she left the park, Adrianna shared another 10 pieces of bubble gum. How many pieces of gum does Adrianna have now?

Remember, X equals opposite b plus or minus square root. B squared minus 4ac all over 2a.

NewDad - MADRA
71

Don't mind me just slowly enjoying shoegaze more and more.

I agree with a lot of the sentiment here that the songs do kind of blur together but it is good enough that you really don't notice till the end when it actually is switching things up a bit more.

tracey brakes - icarus
62

Something about this song makes me feel it would serve as a good closer to a Rave Girl playlist.

tracey brakes - hex
67

Sludgy, glitched, and industrial. Dope.

Tom MacDonald - FACTS
0

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You ... read more

Megan Thee Stallion - HISS
90

So like.... this is a HISS right? What happens if Megan actually bites?

Ice Spice - Think U The Shit (Fart)
50

Edit 01/24/2025 80 -> 50: I can admit when I was bugging. I was bugging. Still KIND OF fun though. Only kind of.

I been waiting for this to drop!

If you weren't throwing ass by the time the beat dropped idk what to tell you. Eat through my panties is also crazy.

Atreyu - Suicide Notes and Butterfly Kisses
64

I was watching clips of Jersey Shore and they had Atreyu in it for whatever reason. Made me want to listen to this and it's still one of the few metalcore acts I don't cringe at liking in my earlier years. The one negative I will say is this specific record sounds very demo quality at times.

Track Ratings
A Song For The Optimists: 65
Dilated: 64
Ain't Love Grand: 64
Living Each Day Like You're Already Dead: 55
Deanne The Arsonist: 68
Someone's Standing On My Chest: 67
At Least I Know I'm A ... read more

4

Hoot Hoot!

Yeah this album really is a terrible listen.... Lil Dicky really has went past leaning into the joke hasn't he. The first half has "redeemable" elements if you will call it that specifically highlighted on Harrison Ave which may shock you following Ally's Song. The second half is where you get an absolute nose dive into some of the most unfunny "funny" music imaginable. Lil Dicky should be in Jail for making Jail, Pt. 1.

Strong contender for worst album of 2024 ... read more

Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind
77

Shoutout to vivi for indirectly putting me on to this one!

Paris Hilton has literally got my jaw on the floor with this one! That is what I get for judging a book by it's cover. This song is great with a nice little island summer feel to it and of course sounding just like 2000's pop.

Sidebar: Yeah vivi it's giving No Doubt frfr

James and the Shame - Human Overboard
73

Accompanied with an acoustic guitar and country instrumentation James and the Shame explores Rhett's journey distancing himself with his religion. This is done respectfully yet demanding leaving no room for misinterpretation. This record tastefully dips it toes into subjects of raising a child, loving someone, and questioning one's own beliefs. Being raised alongside religion I can definitely share a similar sentiment after since distancing myself.

Track Ratings
Believe Me: 85
Flash of ... read more

100

Had to stop by and just say this is a PERFECT pop song.

2Rare - Rare Story Pt. 2
75

What was going on when this guy was in the XXL cypher?

This song on the other hand is fun and bleeds charisma.

ericdoa - DOA
53

Ninja got a low taper fade and I still think things with wings clears this.

Idk, nothing really impressed me on this one other than dancinwithsomebawdy which I already liked. Paystub and lastjune are alright as well, but the rest just feels very underwhelming.

Geese - "Baby" - Justin Bieber (Cover)
80

Original Baby gets a 20, this gets a 80.

Taking a soulless radio pop song and turning it into a passionate love song. Now that is the magic of Geese.

Wanna know some cool Koala facts? Koala's are asocial creatures with a diet comprising mostly of poisonous leaves and are most closely related to kangaroos.

7evin7ins - Seeing Red
54

Yeah I'm gonna ruin it.

The switch up is cool and all but the first half was just entirely not for me. Then you get to the second half and it's just drill but nothing really too impressive. As a spectacle it's awesome but nothing I would be going back to.

MONOWHALES - Who's There to Hear Me Out?
50

My definition of indifferent.

I don't feel any strong feelings towards this EP positively or negatively. The vocals are nice when clean and pretty punchy when going for the raspy punk flair. Instrumentally it's not bad either with some nice deep bass, cool guitar riffs, and punchy drums. I tried twice with this project to see if it could pull something from me even taking a break and listening to something different and still nada. It's all love though, if you like punky music with a female ... read more

Yanvince - misunderstood
56

Man oh man did I want to love this thing!

This project has so many good things going for it and on the complete other side has other choices that feel very middle of the road or down right corny. Production wise this project is a mixed bag of traditional pop, dance pop, and some experimental EDM almost bordering HyPeRpOp. I find this project stands out the most when it is in that more experimental bag with the prior instrumentals really just sounding flat and boring. Vocally, I really like ... read more

Colon Cancer - Oooo, Not Quite!
1

What am I even doing at this point?

It is like if someone heard On The Floor by IceJJFish and said "wait, that's actually fire." I know this is ironic music but it fails at even being funny or entertaining.

Oh yeah I need to meme for this one... Skibidi Toilet

Sickbeet - Adventure Songs
38

I'm not gonna lie, I wasn't too captured by this project. This project has a lot of ideas and direction that I can get behind and see the vision behind but sonically I just don't like hearing it. This EP has the pacing of what I would describe as a prolonged ascension to a sudden descent into a final plateau. This ascent is started with very disorienting and borderline headache inducing synths on the first track which was a very off-putting start. The following tracks Static Cling Blues and ... read more

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