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The experience and emotions tied to listening to Kid A are like witnessing the stillborn birth of a child while simultaneously having the opportunity to see her play in the afterlife on Imax. It's an album of sparking paradox. It's cacophonous yet tranquil, experimental yet familiar, foreign yet womb-like, spacious yet visceral, textured yet vaporous, awakening yet dreamlike, infinite yet 48 minutes. It will cleanse your brain of those little crustaceans of worries and inferior albums clinging ... read more

Ok, so, back in the late 90s, can't recall what year though, me and my mate Jayson decided to rock up to a Miles Davis concert. However, as my AC/DC fanboy friend was not of the highest intellectual value he decided to call it quits. Problem was, we weren't even at a fucking Miles Davis concert. We all know that man died at the beginning of the decade, probably from xanax overdose or something. Anyhow, back to the story, the "concert" ended after my computer died, so I shelled out 50 ... read more

You know, Maroon 5 was never a band I particularly despised, at least the old stuff. Yeah, yeah, they got spammed to death by and were essentially engraved in the radio and Samsung ringtones. And yeah, they make generic "lowest common denominator" type radio pop material in the same vein as Imagine Dragons or Coldplay or 70s Eagles that music nerds love to hate, but remember the days before our music nerd phase kicked in when were all jamming to Moves Like Jagger or Harder to Breathe? ... read more

From the underground of hip hop music, up and coming Australian rapper Yung Furo cements himself as a force to be reckoned with in his new release, his (so far) magnum opus "No Such Thing as Luv". In what is quite possibly the single most enthralling emo rap record about heartbreak I've heard over the past half an hour, Furo demonstrates his musical versatility in what could be considered a quintessential album in the illustrious history of late 2010s emo rap, employing a variety of ... read more