If my baby was all born screaming, that little shit would definitely be thrown out the window
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All Born Screaming. My first taste of St. Vincent. To be honest, St. Vincent has been on my radar for a while now. The only problem was that I didn't know where to start with her discography. But, like most artists I'm listening to for the first time, once I heard that a new album was being released, I thought this would be the best place to ... read more

The fucking audacity to put a Incognito ad in the middle of an album. Shame on you greedy bastards 😠

Justice, also known as the off brand Daft Punk, is back with their 4th album: Hyperdrama. While I have yet to listen to their 2 previous albums, from what I've heard, they don't sound all that interesting, so in a way, this album is their comeback, and it sounds like it. While not as creative or daring as their self-titled album, Hyperdrama still ends up being a fun and funky ass ride. The ... read more

Your honor, my client's ex is clearly "down bad" for him and purposely got in front of his car to quote on quote "take him with her"

CRASH is kind of a weird album to me. While Charli's previous 3 albums had much more experimentation and went all out, CRASH feels more mild and held back. There's obviously a lot to love about this album, and that mildness doesn't really take anything away from this album. I think the strongest aspect of CRASH is the production. While not as ... read more

I should've been that cameraman

how i'm feeling now, or as I like to call it: the quarantine album. I think we can all agree that 2020 was a very strange year, especially for music. One of the biggest trends that I saw coming from this year is 80s and 90s synth music. Some of the biggest examples I remember are After Hours from The Weeknd and Level of Concern from TØP. Not all of the music from 2020 was 80s and 90s synth pop, but it definitely made up some of the year and is ... read more

This album would be a 10/10 if it weren't for the pink metal crap on the cover. I'm just saying

Charli said it herself. She reached the next level.
But seriously, though. Charli is a bunch of fun. Much like Pop 2, everything about Charli is bubbly, poppy, and weird. But on Charli, the production goes all in on the hyper and bubbly pop type production, or PC music as some chronically internet users call it. Either way, it's a blast. The first track, Next Level Charli, is a ... read more

Do British people not know how to count? Where the hell is Pop 1?

Charli XCX. Seen as an icon when it comes to the weird side of pop, something that artists like Taylor Swift can never touch. Surprisingly, even though I've heard so many great things about Charli, I've never actually listened to a full album from her, until now, at least. Throughout this week, I've listened to nothing but Charli XCX, starting with Pop 2 and ending with CRASH. Let's just say I was genuinely ... read more

I swear, female UK artists are a different breed

I genuinely had no intention of listening to this album, mainly because I had never heard of Nia Archives at all before. However, because of the positive reception of Silence Is Loud, the fact that it's her debut album, and it's a Drum and Bass album, I decided it was worth a shot. And I'm so glad I took that shot because holy hell! This album is so much fun and probably one of the funnest albums I've heard this year so far. It's short and ... read more

What's her @?
Asking for a friend

But I liked your last album! WHY DON'T YOU TRUST ME!?!? 😡

WE STILL DON'T TRUST YOU is a bit of a disappointing follow-up to WE DON'T TRUST YOU. While the album is still very much a vibe, there are some tracks that are so forgettable and aren't as fun as the tracks on the previous album. Also, most of the tracks have Future trying to sing or be more melodic, which... has its ups and downs. Also, I wished there were more features. There are literally only 4 features, with most of them coming ... read more

Shit so good that it makes me want to threaten a cop to go listen to this

I've been wanting to listen to Zach Bryan for a long time now, and I've just been wanting to get into country in general. But there's a simple reason why I haven't been an avid listener of country... that's right. Commercialism. Listen, I don't have a problem with mainstream or commercial music, but when you look at the recent country music that has been released, it doesn't look good. Most of the shit I've heard sounds ... read more

MIGHT?!?! After that Kendrick diss, you probably should

Now, realistically, is this mixtape as bad as people it is? Not really. Obviously, there are things to hate about it, but most of the hate stems from the Kendrick quote on quote diss, which is understandable. 7 Minute Drill is absolute shit, with unwarranted transphobia and a weak ass Kendrick diss. It's pretty much the equivalent to Rap Devil, just saying nonsense. But I think it's just a little unfair to base the mixtape on just that ... read more

RiTchie with a T here, and the T stands for tremendous... this album is tremendous

Triple Digits is an album that I've actually been excited for. The singles released prior were all great, mixing experimental hip-hop with just an overall feel-good and fun vibe. RiTchie himself is an artist I've been excited for, as I think he has a lot of potential as a solo artist, and Triple Digits just proves my point. Not only is it strange yet fun throughout the album, but it's also unique, with RiTchie ... read more

I thought people were overreacting, but nah
This shit really made me want to cosplay as a piñata. Rope and everything

One minute, I'm getting down to Beyoncé's country album. Next minute, I'm crying against some hay at a barn

I'm gonna be honest with ya'll. When Bright Future was announced, I originally wasn't going to listen to it simply because I didn't feel like it. But then I saw the reviews and scores, and man, the amount of green I've seen made me feel like I was in a forest. So naturally, I decided to check the album out for myself. I really like Big Thief. I don't listen to them a ton, but when ... read more

Original Review: If you think rock is just noise, then you haven't listened to this yet. I don't even take his lyrics seriously, and they still sound so bad. I'm in high school and don't even understand the appeal of this.
Original Score: 3/10

Brief Review:

Before I start this rewritten review, I want to get this off my chest. My original review was absolutely terrible. Like REALLY, REALLY bad. I'm surprised no one told me anything or criticized me. I don't know ... read more

If I was a horse, I'd let her ride me like a cowboy

Never thought I would see the day Beyoncé did a country album that is actually good. Well, that's what COWBOY CARTER is. An album that not only keeps what makes Beyoncé so great, but it also doesn't, for the most part, do any of the country music tropes you see in other country albums. I'm honestly surprised this turned out nicely. Seeing that this album was 27 tracks longs, I thought it was going to be a drag to get through. ... read more

I wish I was that horse

I'm going to be honest, I'm surprised I really loved this album. House Music has always been something that scared me, as there are so many House albums I've listened to that all sound the same and aren't that great. But with RENAISSANCE, I don't feel like that at all. Not only is the production bouncy and fun, but Beyoncé is filled with energy on this album and makes every track her own. This Beyoncé journy has really made me ... read more

I may not be a lemonade guy, but I can drink Beyoncé's lemonade any day of the week

Beyoncé literally took the phrase "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade" and made it into a whole concept album, and it's fucking amazing. I have no problem with her previous albums, but I think a change in sound and esthetic was necessary for Beyoncé, not only for us, but for herself as well. I won't talk about the whole backstory of Lemonade, but this album is basically ... read more

Maybe if I have my album cover and title called ¿CJAY?, more people will listen to my album

Believe it or not, but I have never listened to a full album from Beyoncé *audible gasp from followers*
I know. Weird, right? I've obviously heard the hits and such, but I never sat down and listened to a full album from her, until now. Since COWBOY CARTER is releasing this Friday, I decided that it's finally time to sit down and listen to 3 of Beyoncé's most loved ... read more

This is what people mean when they say they touch grass

I actually haven't listened to Porter Robinson before till I listened to his latest single, which was amazing. So, I thought it only made sense to check out his most acclaimed album: Nurture. Man. I have been missing out on a lot. I had high expectations for this album, but I didn't think those expectations would be blown the fuck out of here. Where do I even begin? I guess I'll start by saying that Nurture is a beautiful and ... read more