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Soundtracks For the Blind was the final studio album released by Swans before their 15 year hiatus, and what may have been the start of an astounding career in music. The review of this will not be about the legacy or story behind Swans, as I hardly know much in general, but the content in this album, my theories of what it is about, and a breakdown of some of its themes and lyrics. This is the second longest album I have ever listened to (first being 69 Love Songs). I have not sat down and ... read more
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god why cant we just have quick jokes for this album. csh fans i swear wanna write a whole essay about how great it was that will made this whole album with a samsung microwave
partnextdoor is like a watered down canadian drake, which is kinda how current drake is.
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