All Out 2010s: A series of reviews of the pop albums that were symbols of the 10s (Inspired by the user @IEnjoyMusic's dive)

Hello There, I'm KillBill the chicken, and I'm going to complete a series of reviews for some pop albums that housed some of the biggest and most characteristic hits of the decade. You see, I'm going through the "All Out 2010s" playlist on Spotify and I'm going to pick an album from one of the biggest hits of each year. Today we start with 2010 and the album ... read more

Souvlaki has killed me

THE CHRISTMAS CHRONICLES (5/6)

SECOND ACT: GOOD CHRISTIAN BOYS AND YOUTUBERS (PART 3 OUT OF 3)

it's ya boi, Logan Paul, professional boxer, youtuber, artist and dead people photographer. He made the infamous Litmas EP which was considered to be for the longest time, only recently overtaken by a cheeseburger, the worst album of all time.
So, is this is project as bad as everyone was saying? Honestly, I don't see it. Like sure it's a still a horrible project that Jake Paul brainwashes his young ... read more

This is the worst album of all time

THE CHRISTMAS CHRONICLES (4/6)

SECOND ACT: GOOD CHRISTIAN BOYS AND YOUTUBERS (PART 2 OUT OF 3)

CallMeCarson is already forgotten. It's quite funny. Something that he never was, cause this EP is one of the most pathetic attempts at comedy I've ever heard.
HEY, let's make multiple versions of jingle bells, one normal, two with outdated trends, two that try being funny in the most pathetic way possible and a speech. I don't even want to go in depth, cause it's one of the cases that the music ... read more

Please Arca, stop kicking your fans they deserve love to ya know? just because they are in the LGBTQ+ community, doesn't mean they have to be brutally kicked. That's truly horrible of you Arca, I hope you someday find out that they are people to. Until then, you can unleash all your rage on me, Mommy

THE CHRISTMAS CHRONICLES (3/6)

SECOND ACT: GOOD CHRISTIAN BOYS AND YOUTUBERS (PART 1 OUT OF 3)

Poppy, one of the most interesting personalities out there and also well known for being creepy, made a christmas ep and it's mediocre. Ironically tho it's still the best project we covered on the series.

The first thing that will catch your attention is the production, cuz it sounds like it was recorded in a cave and the recording equipment was a spoiled banana, so the judge for this ep's quality ... read more

This is one of the traumatizing listening experiences I've ever had. It sounds like the song itself knows it's a horrible idea, like listen to the synths, THE SYNTHS WOULD HAVE MADE DEATH GRIPS SHIT THEIR PANTS. The track even has Rihanna moaning in fucking pain. What is wrong with the world for letting this ever happen? Why is Chris Brown wanting to do it "the worst way"? Why does the word cake repeat itself to oblivion? Why is there a surprising amount of people that don't care and ... read more

SZA, i don't hate u, i never listened to your music 'til today, but i do hate that cover art

THE CHRISTMAS CHRONICLES (1/6)

FIRST ACT: W E E Z E R (PART 1 OUT OF 2)

It's that time of year again, snow is white, people are singing, the cities around the world are decorated with trees and people on the internet have a weirdly intense sexual tension towards a fat grandpa that isn't even real
IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
The celebration of the birth of Jesus and the beginning of a new year. This year was quite intense to say the least, but let's hope that 2022 will be better! and there is no ... read more

OMG, Taylor is so hot
EDIT: cringe joke

well, that's my response to the user that rated it a 45, were i'm going to wreck him with facts and logic

i like the song

EDIT: you monster

This is so fun, and so well produced, and so charismatic, and so funky, and so soulful, and so carefully crafted, and so likeable. I know a million different reviews have already said it, but Bruno and Paak. have so much chemistry with each other, and it probably helps that they are very talented vocalists and songwriters by themselves, like seriously, so many songwriters tried to be funny, but most of them fall flat on they're face, meanwhile the guy who made Grenade, has better comedic timing ... read more

Well, be ready for kids in the future to say

"i was born in the wrong generation" while jamming to the bread song

Ed Sheeran is the voice of a generation 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍

This is KID A for people that think Radiohead is too pretentious

The biggest problem with the record is that it doesn't know what it wants to be, does it want to be a pop record or a calming experience? Well, it tries both, combining energetic h i p h o p b e a t s with Madonna's comatose vocals, like jesus christ Madonna, for such a personality, you sing in the blandest most boring way possible.
The production is actually decent, even tho outdated at points, with some really nice intros and ... read more

i don't know why i added this

Olivia Rodrigo's SOUR is an album that has music. :o
Mostly good music
Olivia is an artist with a lot of potential, where most mainstream artists feel like their good at writing one song, she is one of the few that feels multidimensional, she can make both catchy bangers like good 4 u and brutal and beautiful ballads like Deja vu. Oh, and she is better at it than most artists that try to do different styles of music *cough cough* ed sheeran *cough cough*.

But the problem is that she still has ... read more

Deja Vu by Olivia Rodrigo is one of the best songs of the year, but you don't want to admit it

i was born in the wrong generation