A Tribe Called Quest - People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm
95

ridiculously quotable. q-tip might be my favorite vocalist ever now that i think about it

The Beach Boys - Smiley Smile
85

Obviously plagued by issues regarding the music industry being the music industry but this is still pretty solid (and very relaxing)

Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath
95

doom metal is so awesome man

The Beach Boys - The Beach Boys Today!
90

absolutely absurd songwriting, absolutely fucking fantastic

The Beach Boys - The Beach Boys' Christmas Album
85

surprisingly lush and warm sounding, i quite enjoy this one

The Beach Boys - All Summer Long
85

DANNY AND THE JUNIORS STUCK A GROOVE-BLLLLBLBLBLBLLBLBL

The Beach Boys - Shut Down Volume 2
65

hearing mike sing like eric cartman is horrifying

The Beach Boys - Little Deuce Coupe
40

eh. a step backwards. sincerely hope this is a one-time screwup (i mean i know it is but still)

MC Pee Pants - I Want Candy
100

Ohh, it doesn't matter now, because now it won't go away, unless I blow it out???
WITH A BULLET??????

The Beach Boys - Surfer Girl
75

first 10/10 beach boys song with In My Room, definitely feels like Brian's only progressing in terms of songwriting. I do hope the surf rock era ends sometime soon though, there's only so much you can do with this style

The Beach Boys - Surfin' U.S.A.
70

My state sure is a lively place aint it

Songs: Ohia - Impala
75

meanders a little too much admittedly, still good

Rush - Fly by Night
85

Meatwad sings the title track in one episode of ATHF i forgot the name

S.O.D. - Speak English or Die
90

i'm not honestly surprised this album is so hated but it's seriously not meant to be taken remotely seriously. this is closer to real, unironic music than dariacore has ever been for me

Natural Snow Buildings - The Winter Ray
95

this album seriously feels like being a soldier mid-winter on the eastern front. fighting over basically nothing but decimated plains with no guarantee you'll be alive tomorrow. only the faint sounds of artillery fire in the distance. you'll probably never see your family again. merry fucking christmas.

Yes - Tales from Topographic Oceans
100

admittedly yes, it is absurdly overlong at times i can't help but feel just outright baffled at how impressive of an achievement this is. i could've done without some parts on giants under the sun tho

Rush - Rush
75

perfectly acceptable first album. i see nothing too bad yet too great about it. wonder what i'm gonna think about the next one

Adam Young - RMS Titanic
95

+ 0.5 score for my man charles joughin

David Bowie - Space Oddity
100

you're gonna find diamonds

and you're never not gonna find diiiiaaammmooooooooooonnnnnnnnndsssss

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