i'm done kidding myself dude, this is the best hip hop record ever

i'll officially never forgive anybody for saying country is a bad genre

Why is every song called "The End" a masterpiece

I wasn't expecting to enjoy this admittedly but man chamber music time and time again proves to be the most tragically underrated genre ever. Could've done with a few songs being shorter though admittedly.

a few songs i'm not the biggest fan of admittedly but holy shit the great songs are insane

95->100 who am i kidding this album is perfect

took me long enough to get to one of the most famous bands ever, too busy with shit like the residents and stuff

pretty solid is all i really have to say

i'm literally only using this review as my ranking of every ween song, enjoy

F TIER
Blackjack
Candi
Spirit Walker
She Fucks Me

D TIER
Boing
Moving Away
Alone
Big Fat Fuck
Hey Fat Boy (Asshole)
Nicole
Strap on That Jammy Pac
Object

C TIER
Old Man Thunder
The Fruit Man
Tastes Good on Th' Bun
Mourning Glory
Old Queen Cole
I'm in The Mood to Move
Licking the Palm for Guava
Pink Eye on My Leg
Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?
Bumblebee, pt. 2
Shamemaker
El Camino
Bumblebee
The ... read more

[Intro: I Scream Man, Children]
Okay
I think I finally escaped
Let's move the body out of the way
And cover it up so I'm safe- (wait)

[Chorus: Children, I Scream Man]
Mr. Ice cream man (No, I ain't got no ice cream for you kids)
Mr. Ice cream man (Go, didn't I tell you I'm all out of business?)
We want the ice cream, ice cream, ice, ice cream, ice, ice cream, ice (Oh)
We want the ice, ice cream, ice, ice cream, ice, ice cream (Oh no, no)

[Verse 1: I Scream Man, ... read more

95-->100

one of the most insanely fun albums ever with almost perfect precision on every damn note. their best work though not by a landslide (says a lot about how insane these guys were)

also River is easily their best song, an 82? really???

the level of "i told you so" here is insane

possibly the hardest single cover of all time

this one had to grow on me but i'm totally here for it now

song titles are the type of stuff you see when you hit "translate" on a tweet from the IDF

THIS RECORDIN' STUDIO AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FER THE BOTH OF US PARDNER

oh my god the tarkus suite, I mean it's genuinely impossibly flawless. from the fantastic opening, absolutely incredible (and sometimes weirdly funny lyrics, particularly the deadpan "Save every single hair on his head... 𝓗𝓮'𝓼 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓭"), the swingy ass instrumental, and the absolutely pathetic marching band-esque closing serves as a weirdly perfect ending for a song about why war is pointless.

and yeah the rest of the album exists. sucks how long it took ... read more

considering this is technically their 1st recorded album i did this one maybe earlier than i should but whatever

absolute fucking masterpiece. creepy, hard-rockin, introspective, and a damn good time

decided to check out the og post-rock album (pre-rock?) and it was just as piss-your-pants as i'd hoped

last two or so minutes is what imagine an angel dying sounds like

ⁿᵒᵗ ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵃᶦʳ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ᶜʰᶦⁿⁿʸ ᶜʰᶦⁿ ᶜʰᶦⁿ

The only way I really know how to summarize this album is like masturbation in song form. They really, really make you wait for the good parts, but jesus christ, when it hits it instantly becomes worth it.

!MOVEMENTS RANKED!
19: Atomic Clock
18: Edgyswingsetacid
17: "Attention...Mon Ami...Fa-Lala-Lala-La-La..." [55-St. Laurent]
16: Terrible Canyons of Static
15: [Glockenspiel Duet Recorded on a Campsite In Rhinebeck, N.Y.]
14: "Welcome to Arco AM/PM..." (L.A.X.; ... read more