black midi - Hellfire
99

Listened to it on mute and I’m convinced that this is the worst album of all time

Edit (0 to 95): Turns out unmuting it vastly improves the album

Radiohead - In Rainbows
100

In Rainbows is colourful, vibrant sonic aesthetics beaming through some of the most humanistic writing that Thom Yorke has done so far. It’s a beautiful, euphoric experience like no other. Rather than my other reviews where I go through the album as a whole, I’m actually going to try out going through this thing one song at a time and explain why it works, as well as what my interpretations of each song are. If you enjoy an analysis-review style, make sure to let me know and maybe ... read more

Car Seat Headrest - Bodys
72

The remake is a 100 though. Pretty cool that the song is so damn good that I can enjoy it even if it sounds like it's being recorded in the sewers on a Nintendo DS microphone.

Kendrick Lamar - The Heart Part 5
97

Huge wads of semen are spraying out of my britches

The Beach Boys - Summer in Paradise
19

Mike Love[n 2] is the pseudonym of an unidentified serial killer[1] who operated in Northern California in the late 1960s.[n 1] The case has been described as the most famous unsolved murder case in American history,[2] becoming a fixture of popular culture and inspiring amateur detectives to attempt to resolve it.

Love murdered five known victims in the San Francisco Bay Area between December 1968 and October 1969, operating in rural, urban and suburban settings. He targeted young couples and ... read more

ミラクルミュージカル [Miracle Musical] - Hawaii: Part II
51

I get heavy OK Orchestra vibes from this, but this is much better than OK Orchestra in my opinion. I don't know, I guess it just didn't hit me despite its really large scope and fun soundscape. Maybe it'll grow on further listens. Glad most people are enjoying this though.

mgk - mainstream sellout
14

Machine Gun Kelly is back at it again!

Many people were sceptical about this release, calling MGK "mid" or straight-up talentless. But here this album stands! Above the haters! Above the sceptics! Above all that doubted him! It's a truly awe-inspiring piece of art that will stand the test of time as one of the greatest pop-punk albums ever made.

First, let's talk about Kelly himself. He is absolutely phenomenal and the highlight of the entire album. You can really hear the emotional ... read more

Sigur Rós - ( )
0

lol the cover looks like a zero. i shall give a zero

Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
75

guilty pleasure im sorry

Flo Rida - Low
100

a song so good that several legendary artists have covered it. some examples:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLUQeXFrJMEEqR2fBExWaswBpIZXF8I1n

Trippie Redd - Spooky Sounds
0

those were some pretty spooky sounds! i'm chilled to the bone!

Annoying Orange - Emoji Raps
3

They'll never play this on the radio!!!1 real underground shit!!!!! amogus amogus amoshgiusga

Beach House - Once Twice Melody
82

"Finale" isn't even at the end smh you guys. It's like they didn't even try on this album! Just lazy!

Radiohead - The King of Limbs
70

Oh yeah, this album exists. I kinda forgot about it for a second there.

First things first, the album is good. I actually think the looping instrumentation makes this album have a very laid back atmosphere. It’s an album I can zone out to and end up having a pretty nice time.

That’s about where my thoughts end. This is going to be the shortest Radiohead review so far because truthfully I have near nothing else to say about this album. It’s a vibe, and that’s about it. ... read more

Radiohead - Hail to the Thief
90

From right from the overrated and right into the underrated! What a crazy journey this reviewing series has been!

From the moment “2+2=5” comes through, you can notice a total change with Radiohead and its musical approach. Instead of the quiet, sulking introspection on the past two albums, we’re hit with fiery passion and intent. There are two elements to this song that you’ll pick up on:

The first is that there’s a sort of political slant to it all. This is ... read more

Kanye West - Through the Wire
94

fucking legendary shit right here

Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral
100

I’m gonna play “Closer” for my grandparents.

Animal Collective - Time Skiffs
49

My first controversial score of the year! Here's to many more!

GAYLE - abcdefu
20

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzu and your mom and your sister and your job

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