Billie Eilish - sHE'S brOKen
NR

s(he) (loved) l(ana) de(l) rey πŸ’”

The Cure - Disintegration
80

The Cure were one of the icons of the burgeoning, mostly teenage goth/alt movement of the 70s and 80s, which is why I find it funny that Disintegration seems far more weathered and wise than its audience- every song brings an epic sweep of desolation and ruin, kingdoms crumbling, lives no longer living.

Disintegration is very much an album of end times- longing melodies and utterly beefy production elevate Robert Smith's songs of love from interpersonal to ever-present elegies from life ... read more

NR

It is a little dangerous how breezy and sweet Troye Sivan makes emasculating yourself for an uncaring lover sound, but even so there's a deep yearning and desperation underneath the flirtatious intimacy that I'm sure hits uncomfortably close for lots of gay guys, including myself. Great song.

γƒŸγƒ©γ‚―γƒ«γƒŸγƒ₯ージカル [Miracle Musical] - Hawaii: Part II
20

Very cohesive and well-constructed, which makes it even more of a bummer it's completely vapid.

Bo Burnham - Inside (The Songs)
40

How 2 B an Existentialist 101 (For Dummies!)

Duke Ellington - Masterpieces by Ellington
80

This joins a category of albums like "Bad Girls" or "Songs in the Key of Life" where it's just pure aural perfection front-to-back and not much else.

Formless, swooning, heartfelt- the red cover was a perfect choice for an album so overcome with feeling.

Neurosis - Through Silver in Blood
60

Feels extraordinarily basic but I'd be lying if I said it didn't also kick ass.

Quadeca - Vanisher, Horizon Scraper
20

Part of me empathizes with Quadeca- I understand being a fledgling artist and wanting to play around in these novel, experimental artistic spaces. Unfortunately, no greater meaning transpires from his tinkering, and it's ultimately just posturing- a young artist frenetically trying to pull ideas together into coherent thoughts, but with neither the tact or clarity to do so. Disappointing.

Donna Summer - Mac Arthur Park Suite
100

The drama! The lights! The music!
The feeling! The heart! The love!

Augustus Pablo - Rockers Meets King Tubbys in a Fire House
90

Woozy summer essence to send to alien planets.

The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds (1990 Reissue)
70

The mixing on this reissue of Pet Sounds isn't great at all. The bass is deafening, the both vocals and instrumentals change in volume mid-song, and the "No Noise" grade applied to it covers everything in a layer of aural vaseline.

Truth be told, listening to YouTube rips of it isn't quite as nauseating, but it's definitely NOT the version of Pet Sounds I'd recommend to newcomers. Shame, because it's by far the most abundant. I'm still giving it a 70 cuz ... read more

The Smiths - Hatful of Hollow
70

Listening to this album feels like a miracle. If their first album was the foundation, they've found a way to refine and nail their sound before their second album was even released- although refusing to give this album status greatly diminishes its place in The Smiths' catalogue.

Songs are much more distinctive, interesting, and dynamic than their self-titled. Even the songs that were on the self-titled originally just flat-out sound better here as studio outtakes. There is a ... read more

Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood - Some Velvet Morning
NR

Captures a kind of mythical lustiness that makes both Nancy and Lee sound like old gods. Psychedelic, sensual, beautiful, and unnerving. It's not perfect but I feel hypnotized every time I listen to it.

The Postal Service - Give Up
60

Debuting in 2003, The Postal Service might, at first glance, seem like The Strokes, Arctic Monkeys, or Yeah Yeah Yeahs- bands whose first album took the music community by storm, but whose credit slowly diminished as their albums slowly deteriorated in quality. Unlike those bands, however, The Postal Service never let that happen- those underwhelming follow-ups never arrived. To this day, despite reuniting twice, The Postal Service have only released one album- Give Up.

Give Up differentiates ... read more

Violent Femmes - Violent Femmes
80

Probably the quintessential teenager album. I FORGET WHAT EIGHT WAS FOR

Car Seat Headrest - Nervous Young Man
70

Hard to separate myself from the emotional attachment I felt to this album a few years back but it's still really, really good. Nervous Young Man rarely falters, and even its low points still serve some purpose overall (Afterglow and Death at the Movies feel like important beats within this album's flow even if I'm not head over heels for them) and the rest is unsurprisingly amazing. A 2 hour rock monolith.

Augustus Pablo - King Tubbys Meets Rockers Uptown
90

It's incredible how this sounds futuristic, even today- King Tubby and Augustus Pablo take Reggae songs and warp them into hazy, impressionistic landscapes, containing almost every emotion that music can make you feel: joy, melancholy, unity, love, isolation, uncertainty, hope. Though it may seem repetitive, boring, or otherwise inconsequential on first pass, keep listening... a new being might emerge, some amorphous mass with the power to string all of our human souls together.

Black Uhuru - Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
90

I'm normally against this type of reissue with a rearranged/augmented tracklist, as it seems to happen so frequently to Reggae artists that it can be hard to tell original from edit- however, here it's absolutely necessary. Shine Eye Gal is one of the best Reggae songs out there, and it's inclusion changes the album's pacing in significant ways. Also, the cover's better. What's not to like?

The Notorious B.I.G. - Ready to Die
70

Feels a little strange to see the aggressively negative reaction to the sex skits on Ready To Die. Like, we're all fine with listening to this album act out people giving birth, intense depictions of family arguments, and a violent armed robbery, but when it comes to sex everyone's clutching their pearls? Come on. It's just another part of the lifestyle Biggie's rapping about, and it really does help the album feel more complete, imo.

Great album, too- It's a ... read more

Leonard Cohen - Songs of Leonard Cohen
100

The best of all time, unbeatable.

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On Calvin's review of ian - Goodbye Horses
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