Billie Eilish - Your Power
55

I want to like her... But I don't think I ever will

Röyksopp - Do It Again
80

Take a moment to appreciate the phenomenal editing in this video https://youtu.be/CNu7_CAJ3uA

Bill Evans & Jim Hall - Undercurrent
72

Another perfect dinner party album for adult occasions

Ecco2k - PXE
65

The uniqueness of the Drain lies in Ecco2k's farther than life ambitions for his sounds. Keep on keepin on Ecco baby!

Smerz - Believer
70

A harrowing atmosphere of subtle loops and drum programmed oases

Danny L Harle - HARLECORE
10

Music for fucking [expletive, not verb] babies

Japanese Breakfast - Be Sweet
65

She never misses! A Japanese breakfast for everyone.

A little 1975-ish, but it suits her.

Oklou - Forever
100

⚠️ New Artist Alert! ⚠️

I know I don't come on here much but I am asking you guys to recognize my new format (New Artist Alert) where I will detail why an artist is up-and-coming and one to watch!

Weezer - OK Human
40

Reminds me of my brother who left us to fuck Japanese girls

Real piece of shit, but always a little endearing

SOPHIE - OIL OF EVERY PEARL'S UN-INSIDES
67

Be respectful and stop Pretending you were a day 1 fan

Danny L Harle & MC Boing - Boing Beat
30

Boooo

I'd rather watch Elizabeth Holmes as The Masked Singer

Lana Del Rey - Chemtrails Over the Country Club
40

I listened a second time and was taken aback by how out of touch she really is.

Lana Del Delusion.

also Lana Del Taco.

SZA - Good Days
70

The mix is busy but SZA has been busier- looking for sweet acoustic pluckings for a handsy and self-assured follow up to "Hit Different"

Go, SZA, Go!

Caribou - Suddenly
75

Every song teems with a sense of dutiful longing or bittersweet remembrance. Ravi/Cloud Song combo serves as that end-of-trip return to reality.

Dua Lipa - Future Nostalgia
50

I felt the need to qualify my 50. Dua deserves better, but her album was very much 50% hit and 50% miss. Which beats the ratio for most pop albums, and of the songs that were hits, I listened throughout the year.

"Don't Start Now" was billed as the modern day "I Will Survive" by my dear father. Is he exaggerating? Honestly, I don't know. I'm still not tired of it... a miracle in the year of 2020.

Maybe my absence from department stores this year made her music more ... read more

Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
90

Oh the DRAMA!! Oh me, oh my! Just do the slightest research on the band during the Rumours era, it makes the listening experience much more JUICY!

I'm mostly straight but would kiss that White Witch on the cooooochie 🙃

Also, you're wrong if you rate this under an 85 and it's because you don't know your history. Time for school BITCH

80

Another review for another day:)

The Strokes - The New Abnormal
60

It's crazy how many of you use the word "solid" multiple times in your reviews. Is that the only word you know??

Anyways, my review here is as follows:
Julian Casablancas and his musical family are on the verge of retirement, but you'd never know! How do I know, might you ask?

Because I know everything!

And I know that JC and team don't have the ability to pivot to an entirely new sound with their remaining quality years. As a loose counter-example, Bowie's map allowed him to ... read more

clipping. - Visions of Bodies Being Burned
35

Anthony Fantano is your God... why?

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