Jcol -
100
⚠️ New Artist Alert! ⚠️

I know I don't come on here much but I am asking you guys to recognize my new format (New Artist Alert) where I will detail why an artist is up-and-coming and one to watch!
Jcol -
40
Reminds me of my brother who left us to fuck Japanese girls

Real piece of shit, but always a little endearing
Jcol -
67
Be respectful and stop Pretending you were a day 1 fan
Jcol -
30
Boooo

I'd rather watch Elizabeth Holmes as The Masked Singer
Jcol -
40
I listened a second time and was taken aback by how out of touch she really is.

Lana Del Delusion.

also Lana Del Taco.
Jcol -
70
The mix is busy but SZA has been busier- looking for sweet acoustic pluckings for a handsy and self-assured follow up to "Hit Different"

Go, SZA, Go!
Jcol -
75
Every song teems with a sense of dutiful longing or bittersweet remembrance. Ravi/Cloud Song combo serves as that end-of-trip return to reality.
Jcol -
50
I felt the need to qualify my 50. Dua deserves better, but her album was very much 50% hit and 50% miss. Which beats the ratio for most pop albums, and of the songs that were hits, I listened throughout the year.

"Don't Start Now" was billed as the modern day "I Will Survive" by my dear father. Is he exaggerating? Honestly, I don't know. I'm still not tired of it... a miracle in the year of 2020.

Maybe my absence from department stores this year made her music more ... read more
Jcol -
90
Oh the DRAMA!! Oh me, oh my! Just do the slightest research on the band during the Rumours era, it makes the listening experience much more JUICY!

I'm mostly straight but would kiss that White Witch on the cooooochie 🙃

Also, you're wrong if you rate this under an 85 and it's because you don't know your history. Time for school BITCH
Jcol -
80
Another review for another day:)
Jcol -
60
It's crazy how many of you use the word "solid" multiple times in your reviews. Is that the only word you know??

Anyways, my review here is as follows:
Julian Casablancas and his musical family are on the verge of retirement, but you'd never know! How do I know, might you ask?

Because I know everything!

And I know that JC and team don't have the ability to pivot to an entirely new sound with their remaining quality years. As a loose counter-example, Bowie's map allowed him to ... read more
Jcol -
35
Anthony Fantano is your God... why?
Jcol -
90
Your soul, in a high-speed, psychedelic car crash with your heart
Jcol -
50
I loved this in high school. Why am I old?
Jcol -
75
Got this rec from Fontina Cheese
Jcol -
80
Not all women can make music so this is special
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