Red Hot Chili Peppers - The Red Hot Chili Peppers
55

Introducing a new series: Koner1 is much too charitable to albums the average music listener wouldn't wipe their ass with. First entry.

I’ve been meaning to write a Red Hot Chili Peppers album review for quite a long time and I couldn’t decide which record to cover. I entertained the idea of jumping right into the deep end and covering Stadium Arcadium but maybe that’s too outlandish given its size. It’s one that I want to cover, but I chose to start with where it ... read more

ARTMS - Dall
88

Me yesterday: I have a new AOTY pick
Me today: I have a new AOTY pick

I’ve come a long way, haven’t I? Just five years ago I was jokingly parroting “STAN LOONA” on discord and here I am now, thoroughly loving a K-pop album from its members and having it at the top spot of my favorite albums of the year. “STAN LOONA” doesn’t work any more given they’ve split up, but now we can STAN LOONA-ADJACENT SUB-GROUPS instead. I’ll admit, they’re ... read more

Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us
NR

Kendrick, this is the 7th week in a row you've shown damning accusations about Drake in class

Tom MacDonald - FACTS
0

Ben Shapiro: rap isn’t real music
Ben Shapiro:

Roger Waters - The Dark Side of the Moon Redux
28

Lil Yachty out here making a better Pink Floyd album in 2023 than a literal member of Pink Floyd

Swans - The Beggar
67

The Beggar Lover (Three) more like SWANS PARTY MODERN CLASSICS MEGAMIX πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸš¨πŸš¨πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

ζ€Žεζž—ζͺŽ [Ringo Sheena] - ηœŸε€œδΈ­γ―η΄”ζ½” [Chastity at Midnight]
90

There are a lot of things that sucked about growing up in the United States. The police, government corruption, broken justice system, shitty healthcare, etc. But to me, the worst thing is that I wasn't instead growing up experiencing the absolute fucking tear Sheena Ringo was on between 1999 and 2009 first-hand.

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Dragon
NR

This song burned my house down

Kash Krabs & Oddwin - The Krusty Pack
60

THEY DONT KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW HEH HEHEHEH

The National - First Two Pages of Frankenstein
51

Reading the first two pages of Frankenstein over and over again for the duration of this album probably would have been time better spent

Caroline Polachek - Desire, I Want to Turn Into You
100

This one's called Bunny is a Rider and She Was Always Down by Interpolachek

I bet all of you who were complaining about the drawn-out roll-out for this are feeling pretty stupid right about now. “Desire, I Want to Turn Into You” was way more than worth the wait. My journey of becoming a fan of Caroline Polachek was a bit of a slow one. My first experience with her music was with “So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings”, a track that became an instant favorite of mine. ... read more

Modest Mouse - The Lonesome Crowded West
95

Seeing this performed live on the 25th anniversary tour was life changing

SZA - SOS
60

Textbook example of “this is a disappointing sophomore release after a 5 year wait and I didn’t even listen to the debut”

Kanye West - Graduation
NR

Kanye Has Unmade Graduation

Pixies - Doggerel
44

Black Francis really said "Don't like to fight, don't like to spit, don't like a steak with no pepper on it" and "Make like a cock and cock-a-doodle-do make like I'm gonna make love to you" in the same song and expected us not to notice

The Mars Volta - The Mars Volta
46

Omar Rodríguez-López and Cedric Bixler-Zavala in 2017: Wanna see us disappoint our fans with a bad comeback album?
Omar Rodríguez-López and Cedric Bixler-Zavala in 2022: Wanna see us do it again?

69

This time my score is absolutely a coincidence

Drake -  Honestly, Nevermind
43

I’m left here wondering if the “This chopper came with a pussy” line on Jimmy Cooks was intentional or the result of lazy ass ad-libbing

85

RIP Julee Cruise

It's obviously nearly impossible to not talk about Twin Peaks when discussing "Floating Into the Night" especially given that all of its lyrics are written by David Lynch and the music's all Angelo Badalamenti's doing. The songs off the album that do appear within the show are naturally my favorites because they have unforgettable scenes tied to them. The ones that don't obviously don't have that advantage, but they are great on their own and contribute to the album ... read more

Create an account to rate and review albums.
Recent Review Comments
On DoubleZ's review of Munly & The Lee Lewis Harlots - Munly & The Lee Lewis Harlots
"Love this, the Denver gothic country scene is underappreciated. Funnily enough, one of Jay's musical colleagues works in veterinary medicine in the city, as does my sister. The chances they've crossed paths might be higher than you think!"
On fIREHOSE - Ragin', Full-On
"@mark1 i meant to say first, just made the edit"
On CLJesse's review of Travis Scott - UTOPIA
"Betrayal"
On MickyT's review of Voivod - Synchro Anarchy
"I just listened to their most popular album and this review unfortunately applies to this as well"
On CLJesse's review of Sleep Token - Take Me Back to Eden
"“It's Imagine Dragons with occasional heavy guitars” dang they should really collab with Zeal & Ardor then"
On andiov1's review of The B-52's - The B-52's
"Same tho, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything goes hard as fuck"
On their_nickname's review of Caroline Polachek - Desire, I Want to Turn Into You
"I love Sunset but "Dua Lipa at home vocal" made me giggle"
On Chorde's review of Caroline Polachek - Desire, I Want to Turn Into You
"Sunset in worst tracks *pensive*"
On CLJesse's review of Ashenspire - Hostile Architecture
"And then gives two 5s immediately after"
On PipePanic's review of BROCKHAMPTON - The Family
"95 for this trash 😭"
On PipePanic's review of Muse - Will of the People
"One drywall comin right up"
On MickyT's review of Hatchie - Giving The World Away
"Slapper of an album"
On CLJesse's review of King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Omnium Gatherum
"by the time both of you wake up tomorrow itll probably be gone lol"
On CLJesse's review of The Fall - Are You Are Missing Winner
"I still can’t figure out what sentence this title is supposed to be"
On MickyT's review of Mitski - Laurel Hell
"Even some of the stans were disappointed so that's a fair assessment. I was in your shoes a few short months ago but I quite enjoyed Bury Me at Makeout Creek. I would personally go there next"
On MickyT's review of Korn - Requiem
"Korn 15"
On CLJesse's review of Pinegrove - 11:11
"elora will love to see this"
On CLJesse's review of Imagine Dragons - Mercury – Act 1
"Great review! I was hesitant to check this album out but you've convinced me I should. Thanks!"
On CLJesse's review of Lorde - Solar Power
"You’re only allowed to like one person from New Zealand, we get it"
On CLJesse's review of Sonic Youth - Dirty
"tfw your shitpost review gets more likes than my actual review >:("
On CLJesse's review of Phoenix - Bankrupt!
"Haha she said WAP"
On CLJesse's review of Panic! at the Disco - Death of a Bachelor
"Why does this cover have the same energy as this https://www.albumoftheyear.org/album/35617-the-mothers-of-invention-one-size-fits-all.php"
Advertisement

June Playlist