Breaking Benjamin - Ember
40

Breaking Benjamin follows up their rousing return to the music world with what is probably their worst and least inspired album.

Best Tracks: Feed the Wolf, Tourniquet, Down, Close Your Eyes
Worst Tracks: Lyra, Red Cold River, Save Yourself
Score: 4/10, painfully mediocre

TOOL - Fear Inoculum
50

After a very extended hiatus, TOOL makes a resurgence that comes out more of a whimper than a roar.

Best Tracks: Fear Inocculum, Pneuma, Descending, Chocolate Chip Trip, 7empest
Worst Tracks: Culling Voices, Mockingbeat
Score: 5/10, meh

Slipknot - We Are Not Your Kind
85

Slipknot returned to the music world with a lot to say in an explosive way, albeit suffering some small shortcomings in terms of interludes and track time.

Best Tracks: Unsainted, Nero Forte, A Liar's Funeral, Red Flag, Spiders, Orphan, Solway Firth
Worst Tracks: What's Next, Not Long For This World
Score: 8.5/10, great experience

Post Malone - Hollywood's Bleeding
40

Post Malone has many different ideas that sound great on paper, but bad in post production.

Best Tracks: Enemies, Circles, Take What You Want, Sunflower
Worst Tracks: Hollywood's Bleeding, Allergic, On the Road, Internet
Score: 4/10, not good

blink-182 - NINE
25

These guys are in their forties, this sounds more like a bad mid-life crisis than a pop-punk album.

Best Tracks: Happy Days, Runaway
Worst Tracks: Darkside, Black Rain, I Really Wish I Hated You, Ransom
Score: 2.5/10, absolute trash

Alter Bridge - Walk The Sky
70

Alter Bridge continues to pull their punches in terms of originality, but they still come out with catchy tunes and some playful sound on this album.

Best Tracks: In the Deep, Godspeed, Native Son, Take the Crown
Worst Tracks: Wouldn't You Rather, Indoctrination
Score: 7/10, pretty damn good

Poppy - I Disagree
90

Poppy's aggressive fusion of pop, rock and metal elements makes for one of the best metal albums of 2020.

Best Tracks: I Disagree, BLOODMONEY, Anything Like Me, Fill the Crown, Nothing I Need, Sit/Stay, Sick of the Sun
Worst Tracks: Concrete
Score: 9/10 - Outstanding

Green Day - Father of All…
15

If pop-punk wasn't dead, Green Day just launched a ballistic missile at it.

Best Tracks: lmao
Worst Tracks: Father of All..., Oh Yeah!, Meet Me on the Roof, Stab You In the Heart
Score: 1.5/10 - Actual waste of time

Justin Bieber - Changes
10

Imagine waiting 5 years for this.

Best Tracks: N/A
Worst Tracks: Intentions ft. Quavo, Yummy, Running Over ft. Lil Dicky, Second Emotion ft. Travis Scott
Score: 1/10 - Actual waste of time

Ozzy Osbourne - Ordinary Man
65

While instrumentally the album is a let down, Ozzy's "goodbye" tone to his songs is saddening and haunting.

Best Tracks: Ordinary Man, Under the Graveyard, It's a Raid
Worst Tracks: Today Is the End
Score: 6.5/10, mixed bag

Selena Gomez - Rare
40

The overall summary of this album is basically every Twitch E-girl with cat ear headphones saying "you'll never find another girl like me".

Best Tracks: Dance Again, Lose You to Love Me, Let Me Get Me, A Sweeter Place
Worst Tracks: Rare, Ring
Score: 4/10 - Painfully Mediocre

Five Finger Death Punch - F8
30

As much as the band gases themselves up with the idea of innovation, they still continue to make pretty much the same repetitive and surface level bro-metal music they did last decade.

Best Tracks: Inside Out, Full Circle, Brighter Side of Grey
Worst Tracks: Living the Dream, A Little Bit Off, Bottom of the Top, Mother May I (Tic Toc)

Score: 3/10, trash

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