Judas Priest - Stained Class
87

Always has been, and always will be better than Painkiller.

Dismember - Like an Ever Flowing Stream
56

Don't let the album cover get its clamps in you! This is a generic Death Metal record by every account! Run for your life!

Morbid Angel - Illud Divinum Insanus
36

It's teetering on gutter trash, but it far surpassed my expectations. Don't understand why people are red in the face over this.

I will say however that is the worst kickdrum i've ever heard.

Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger
10

One of the worst albums of all time.

Isaac Hayes - Hot Buttered Soul
57

I love you to the moon and back Mr. Hayes but some fat needs to be trimmed from these tracks.

Necrophagist - Epitaph
67

Technical with a cause. Me likey.

Death - Symbolic
95

I don't liberally label any joe shmoe as a genius, but it's hard to overstate Chuck's brilliance, and the rest of the band isn't so bad either.

Dream Theater - Images and Words
59

As technically proficient as these gents may be, I just find myself bored to tears when DT hits the floor.

Opeth - Still Life
87

I knew sooner or later Opeth would click, safe to say that time is now.

Candlemass - Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
76

Good, but the first track dwarf's the others in just about every regard.

Darkthrone - A Blaze in the Northern Sky
30

Could this once and for all be the Black Metal release that wows me? Spoiler alert, nope, this is appalling.

Judas Priest - Invincible Shield
69

Black days are upon us if these prunes are kicking more ass than the young bucks.

King Crimson - Larks' Tongues in Aspic
100

The King Crimson album that rules them all.

King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King
91

King Crimson's shining moment in the eyes of many probably doesn't even graze their top 3, but it's King Crimson after all. Being outside the top 3 is nothing to sneeze at.

Kate Bush - The Dreaming
100

Once you give this album some personal time it really opens the shades. If it was a chore or to far out on first listen, give it another listen, then another 5, and if that doesn't work another 5 ought to do the trick.

Metallica - 72 Seasons
44

Metallica needs to be laid to rest. They never had much shelf-life to begin with.

Metallica - St. Anger
16

Sounds about right.

Funkadelic - Maggot Brain
52

The title tracks start interesting enough but ultimately swivels into nothingness, if it was played by some band that fell to the wayside nobody would remember it. As far as the others tracks go, they were so uneventful there's no use in talking about them.

David Bowie - The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
91

If you don't like Bowie you're a liar, or you just don't like Bowie, which is fine... More power to you.

King Crimson - Islands
67

Mixed bag. Only 2 tracks on here that can hold there own on the Crimson song circuit. After "Sailor's Tale" the rest feels like leap pads up until the great "Islands".

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