Exoskeleton - Plutonian Herd
30

poopcore. One of the worst sounding metal albums I've ever heard, not because of the lo-fi nature, but because it clearly sounds like it was recorded using digital equipment. This leads to drums that lack punch and guitars that sound more like synthesizers. Oh also there's practically zero bass. and the songs just repeat themselves to oblivion. AND the guy pitched down his fucking voice so that he sounds more menacing but instead sounds like your dad pulling out the SCARY VOICE when he dressed ... read more

90

holy fuck this shit is hitting HARD lowkey getting emotional
Expect a re review of NFR
I might've become a lana fan (god help me) [But the music is soooo good]

The Smile - Bending Hectic
50

Radiohead made In Rainbows, but they are not your savior
Jonny Greenwood composed for your fave film bro movie, but he is not your savior
Thom Yorke is not your savior
The Smile is not your savior

Review: I get the appeal, but the first 6 minutes felt way to airy, like nothing that captivating had happened till the last two minutes. And even then the noise rock section sounded way too "produced" for it to really leave an impact. There was no real build up towards the crescendo, The ... read more

Black Mountain Transmitter - Black Goat of the Woods
80

now THIS is an album possessed by satan!
best experienced at 3:00 am or in a forest cabin (if you can do both, do both)
really makes you FEEL like you're being sacrificed by cultists

Grouper - Paradise Valley
80

reminds me of those lazy summer days when I was young. I wasn't worrying about my existence and the world surrounding me. I was just there, alone, sunbathed. Sweating and swimming, being afraid of the monster of the sea. Floating into the crystal seas endlessly and carelessly. Trying to drown my dad, and him playing along with it. Thinking of how I was excited to see my classmates after the summer was over, with the hopes of winning back my crush.
They were some traumatizing moments such as ... read more

Taylor Swift - Karma
20

Taylor on her Drake era??????

الجن [Aljinn] - حراس قبر حمزة مطرب المقدس
60

people calling this shit scary, spooky, cursed and all those fancy things, but I personally found it to be quite comforting. Like looking outside and seeing a storm, while you're drinking some hot chocolate. How obscured the music is by the mixing and the lo-fi recording actually makes it sound even larger than what it would if the guitars were going through ten RAT pedals. This is metal that straight up borders onto ambient territory. Who knows, Maybe the so-called "demon" that ... read more

Lil Mabu - MATHEMATICAL DISRESPECT
0

"Call her Virgil
'Cause the way she be blowin' shit got me dead"
and you mfs are mad at the blue and red bar?
bro just say the n-word already I know you want to. "rappers"
Boyinaband got cancelled and mfs wanted a replacement for some reason!

"Blockin' that bitch if she callin' me bro"
ya never felt the touch of a woman!!!!

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE TACO BELL WITH THIS ONE!! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

Eminem - Rap God
10

The damage it made in society is irreversible

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Marina Sena - Vício Inerente
30

YOOOO THIS SHIT FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥 PUT IT OUT!!!

Pop music that doesn't pop. Melodies that don't stick the landing. Shrill vocals. Cheap production. And no it's not that I hate fun, I love me some fun dumb music but this shit ain't fun to listen to! Please don't sent me death threats 🙏🏼🙏🏼

Toilets made of gold
shining diamonds that make you choke
bribing televangelists for less food
good is the act
the luxury is real
but where is the art
thirty years from now
will she like her ... read more

Lana Del Rey - Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd
70

way better than nfr
she writes now in a way that doesn't make me roll my eyes every ten seconds, the production is very pretty and she has better breath control.
only advice is that, yes A&W is the best track in here, but please never let this woman near hip hop again. Also never let her intropolate her past music, it really doesn't need change, we didn't need to witness murder in musical form. Thank you Lana as you're definitely reading this and very deeply valuing my opinion

ghostwriter977 - heart on my sleeve
NR

I originally had given it a rating, due to the novelty of it. But idk man, It doesn't feel right comparing this to actual artists' work. It leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

Maruja - Knocknarea
60

You have to listen to this if you want to keep up with the modern underground music scene. This ep sets a scene of a rainy and dark day in a village that has been in shuckles due to war. It has lost a lot of its population of men and a lot of humans are grieving about the reality that they might never see their father, their husband, their boyfriend ever again. And even if they do return physically, there is a chance that their souls are still in the battlefield, looking at the bloody corpses ... read more

Miley Cyrus - Flowers
40

It's great having such a song on the number one spot on the charts. It really shows how artistically developed the western civilization really is. How creative and beautiful music can be. How lively a performance can be. How to have flair and style in the modern age. How to make something completely new by a newcomer that isn't in their place due to nepotism.
Seriously, how is this thing breaking records while I've heard NO ONE ever say anything good about it? and it's not like the radio is ... read more

Redveil & JPEGMAFIA - black enuff
90

idc!!! redveil carried his weight, peggy was amazing as always and the production is perfect

yeule - Glitch Princess
80

EDIT:this is not an april fools joke. It's just that my account was created on that day. This is meant to be a reflection of my current state emotionally and psychologically. Don't worry, it isn't an edgy joke.

Currently

The sullen look on your face

Tells me you see something

More pure in me than this dirty

I've been seeing a therapist as of late. I feel as if I've been filled up with cement since I remember going to school, I tried to talk to my peers but there was something like ... read more

JPEGMAFIA & Danny Brown - SCARING THE HOES
80

IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE BEEN SO ECSTATIC OVER A NEW RELEASE. The textured productions compliments their voices amazingly and the flows are so FUCKIN SMOOTH. You can really tell they had a great time recording in studio. God Loves You almost made me cry with how amazing danny's flow was over this ginormous and glamorous sounding sample. This shit makes me feel inspired and at the same time makes me squeal like a 12 yr old girl with how spectacular the experience is. LISTEN TO THIS PLEASE ... read more

90

i don't know what to say about this. I'm left at aw from the sheer craftsmanship at display. Altho it is very noisy, it doesn't mean there isn't stuff going on production wise. I FELT LIKE THIS MF WAS GONNA SMASH THROUGH MY HEADPHONES AND START MAULING ME. Kids, this is why whenever somebody knocks on your door in the middle of the night don't ignore it and stay at bay or else he might get you.

Have you checked behind your washing machine. Check the sink. Good. Get in bed. Nice. Wear ... read more

Daughters - You Won't Get What You Want
50

Growing up is realizing that this album is actually very tame noise rock and that alexis always was a mediocre performer who has almost zero presence. I won't judge you if you love it, just know that there's noise rock where you don't have to explain your opinion about separating the art from the artist everytime you bring it up

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