Brainbombs - Obey
40

TRIGGER WARNING: this album has some really vulgar lyrics that I don't believe everyone feels comfortable with. mentions of killing, raping (women and children) and necrophilia

"Transgressive art is art that aims to outrage or violate basic morals and sensibilities"
these mfs right here definitely did make some people look at them in a weird eye. Infamous for their insane lyrics, Brainbombs really are no stranger to material that would be considered "tasteless" ... read more

Lana Del Rey - Norman Fucking Rockwell!
50

I just wanna see the reaction of people from the track ratings
short review: it sounds nice but oh god those lyrics are not the greatest most of the time. Also it's slow as mf. Venice bitch is a mess but it sounds amazing so I'll let it pass. it feels as if you're eating dough. The dough is very high quality but it's just that, dough. It doesn't have substance or at least it feels like that
EDIT: Kinda grew on me and Venice bitch has now become one of my all time faves. Idk though man, The ... read more

Апорєа [Aporea] - На рєкахъ Вавл҃нскыхъ (Na rekakh Vavilonskikh)
60

a lot of stuff has been going on with my personal life and my country, so I've been feeling kinda distanced from the community. Don't worry that I haven't been posting for a while, I have some friends and family that help me get through these hard times. Never forget that your government will do anything to have control and hurt its children

Dystopia - Dystopia
90

sorry guys but the boris dive is on an indefinite hiatus
I haven't been doing the best lately and I feel like the pressure to keep this dive up will fuck me up even worse
I feel like I'm a wreck
I won't open up too much but yeah not great
The album is an absolute must listen doe ngl amazing riffs and biting lyrics

Boris - Amplifier Worship
60

Boris' Discography: Part II

wow, this is basically the same album with the previous one! Only that it's cut up into sections!!!!
Ok that's a bit of an exaggeration, This album does have it's own characteristics such as having more musical variety than the noisy drones of their debut. It gains some points for better atmosphere but loses some for overall heaviness. The soundscapes are still quite nice to listen to and the guitar tone is still excellent. Also the vocalist now makes more ... read more

TOOL - Lateralus
60

guys, something went wrong in here. I didn't meet any extraterrestrial beings with eight arms and eyes made out of skin and muscle while I was descending a hole of spirals and balls. are we sure the drugs aren't possibly changing the experience we have with the album?

Boris - Absolutego
60

Boris' Discography: Part I

well well well
this will definitely take a while to complete

Most of yall prolly know boris. They are a japanese rock/metal band and their work ranges from droning metal, To psychedelic stoner tracks and post-rock epics. And many more of course. This album falls under the umbrella of Drone Metal and for a debut that's slightly over an hour long, It's very good. Of course I do believe it has a lot of empty space for even the standards of the genre, But within that ... read more

Sidewalks and Skeletons - White Light
70

This is the kind of shit that would play as background music in those websites where you could supposedly play free games but they actually just wanted your credit card information and you were nine back then and you just had gotten a computer and your mom or dad was prolly busy and the music was very loud and you didn't know what to do and you started crying and shit because the music was creepy and all you wanted to do was to just play roblox. Good times. Additionally, the album is quite ... read more

Talking Heads - This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody)
100

I wish when I get old to be able to live away from this depressing world and escape into a nice house in a little green field. where things will finally be at peace, where things are less complicated, where the clouds are cleaner, where my partner will be happy. I don't see this ever happening. It's the dream that everyone wants under capitalism but very rarely gets, an escape from the misery of everyday life. I might not escape, the grueling routine, a job I will despise with every fiber of my ... read more

Paramore - This Is Why
80

Hayley Williams

PinkPantheress - Take me home
60

Nails' Discography: Part IV

DAMN THE BOYS DROPPED A NEW ALBUM.
I don't think it will appeal to the metal head crowd but I'm happy because I feel they found their real voice. The boy's a liar is brilliant reinvention with it's insane srkamz drums and rnb vocals and zeuhl guitars. Also todd has really bloossomed as a vocalist, he really sounds like a different person in here. the lyrics are happier but that's alright, he prolly got way to depressed by all the sad shit he was saying in his past ... read more

Nails - You Will Never Be One of Us
50

Nails' Discography: Part III

Guys, I finally did it. I went through the entire nails discography. I'm the first person in the whole fucking planet who's done it before. I need my trophy NOW.

This is wimp way to close this dive of. It feels as if they tried to remove some of the great song-writing they showed of in their previous record and instead we're left of with a husk of an album. The lyrics all of the sudden feel like they lack a certain punch and visceral nature that really managed to ... read more

Nails - Abandon All Life
80

Nails' Discography: Part II

come on now. WE'RE HALFWAY THERE!!!

It's been a long time coming till we heard a banging album. In here we hear Nails take an even darker sonic direction. It feels like the life of a person who lives in hell in album form. This is so fucking heavy I felt like my head was going to explode. Even though their debut is considered as the better album canonically, In here the band takes some sonic risks that pay off massively. From the dark and wild guitar passages and ... read more

70

Nails' Discography: Part I

I should've picked something shorter ngl, I am unsure if I'll be able to finish the discography.

Well known because of Fantano, Nails' debut album "Unsilent Death" is considered a modern classic in grindcore, with it being many people's first album from the genre that they engage with. For my opinion, I think it's an exceptional starting point for the more extreme forms of metal, with a bunch of memorable and sticky riffs, production that's raw yet not so ... read more

Machine Girl - …Because I'm Young Arrogant and Hate Everything You Stand For
30

recced by @UltimateLifeFrm

man, I don't get this at all. it's mindfuckery doesn't work for me at all as it sounds more annoying than impressive, the vocals aren't that great. The lyrics aren't very interesting either or at least don't appeal to me on the point I currently am with my life, as I find them to constantly spew empty politics like "the world sucks" without diving into why it sucks. Of course I don't expect tpab levels of lyrical detail in my punk album but some extra ... read more

Captain Beefheart - Ice Cream For Crow
60

Captain Beefheart's Discography: Part XII

IT'S FINALLY OVER. And the album is nice way to cap of his career. It's his most wild release since tmr and lick my decals, with crazy horn arrangements and amazing showmanship. Beefheart delivers the lyrics of the project with a more spoken word approach that fits the music very well. A downside is that there's some tracks that simply do not manage to engage me in their musical motifs or lyrics, but even then with tracks like the title track and ... read more

Captain Beefheart - Doc at the Radar Station
50

Captain Beefheart's Discography: Part XI

ok we had one good album. Let's go back to mid. Sure it fails mostly due to its artististry not translating to me. The production is dry and we've gone from such colourful production on the last album to one of beefheart's dullest sounding records. Beefheart's voice starts sounding here at points TOO rough for even it's own good, were it just sounds grating. The post-punk influence does spice things up but man this is overall very underwhelming. There ... read more

Captain Beefheart - Shiny Beast (Bat Chain Puller)
70

Captain Beefheart's Discography: Part X

Finally a fucking great beefheart album! With lyrics that actually feel well thought and fully realized. With songwriting that's accessible yet has its eccentric quality, with off kilter horns and percussion backing up some interesting stories and beefheart's zany character that sticks out after what feels like four albums where it felt like he was tossed on the side and his less talented twin took over. Honestly the lyrics and the music is so much more ... read more

So - So
90

(TW: ABUSE TOWARDS WOMEN)
inspired by recent events in my country

Ground is static drivel
where do the peaches
I see you are a boat
and I'm the captain
I offer my most value when I'm inside you
what I said was horrible I'm very sorry
I'm my mother's father and my son's daughter
I wish I could kill the lungs
I'm at my most useful when I'm inside you
saturated sandals reflect of the sea's stars
and the sea has become liquid
the parents is used
I am us
old captain's daughter i see
she is the ... read more

Captain Beefheart - Bluejeans & Moonbeams
40

Captain Beefheart's Discography: Part IX

a slight improvement over the last album, but it still isn't that entertaining or great. Sure the production is better with the reverb and the soft guitars. It isn't boring. But MAN it just feels like a retread of the last album! like most of the problems are the same. It's way to sugary and it makes me feel sick and for a pop record you would expect a hook to stick with you but NOPE. Beefheart doesn't sound great over pop tracks and the lyrics aren't ... read more

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