damn bruh what are these dumb liberals talking ABOUT?! KIDS THIESAE DAYS AND THEIR PRONOEIUCNEE. Joe Bined or mored like ahaasasashjahhhhhhhhhh
capitalism is awesome!!!!!!!! I love trump, the second son of jesus. He lives in our minds rent free.
Yeah I watch dave Chappelle how could you guess?
yes my wife has left me for a bloke that doesn't hit her how did you guess that to???? ARE YOU LIBERALS SPYING MEEEEE??!!!!!
Yes I kicked my son out of my house because he liked women. TRANS WOMEN!!!! WE ... read more

If your metal vocalist doesn't sound like they're going goblin mode, do you really think that your faves are that good? Think about it. I'll wait
*waits*
we've come here to warn you about your singer going goblin mode in front of the children please try to stop him. We don't want lil timmy's mum to come in our garage and start hitting the griddy
*a little while later*
mum, can you stop hitting the griddy and come home, maybe dad has returned with the ... read more

I hate the news but I will turn them on just for hayley's sake
anything for da goat

we stan Madonna hate. Well I stan Madonna hate and DJ Sprinkles does that to so I think we would be besties. I got a better music history lesson than any of my music teachers ever did. I knew how house started roughly, but now I'm fully educated and can justify my indifference towards the latest beyonce album! simplifying the art that was part of the culture of a marginalized group without paying respect to them and just making it to satisfy the ignorant is awful. This is what's been happening ... read more

I guess it's time I explain my new rating system

See anything between 0-30 means that it's fucking bad. stay away from it it'll harm your family
40 is when something has some potential and enjoyable moments but it's not appealing as a whole. it may have a decent track or two. I would consider it a mediocre release
50 means that it's ok, more good tracks and more interesting but has some drawbacks that seriously hinter it. a mixed bag
60 is a good album. not mind-blowing but consistent and ... read more

we stan the girl of golf

DON'T CALL MY NAME
DON'T WANNA KISS DON'T TOUCH JUST SMOKE MY CIGARETTE AND HUSH
DON'T CALL MY NAME DON'T CALL MY NAME FERNADO

banger, another nostalgia trip. Used to listen to this song a lot when I was actively listening to music and wasn't just eating what my parents and radio fed me. Love how cinematic the song is, love the production, love how gaga sounds, it's one of her best performances ever. It's also catchy as a motherfucker. This and Paparazzi were a huge part of my early music ... read more

I remember when i used to watch the music video of this song on nickelodeon (yeah it was a thing in my country at least to show music videos from big songs of the time). This is Lorde's best song. Not the most original or most genius songwriting ever but there's such a sweetness and care in her vocals and the production, It sounds amazing after almost a decade, the lyrics are beautiful. I actually agree with the quote provided by Entertainment Weekly "Teenage angst has never sounded so ... read more

Bruh 66/100 what are yall fellas smoking? it's not even that bad, there's worse like the new quadeca.
EDIT: Now with my rating it became a 68. I should've first published my rating, see where the score would land after and then post my review. But see things don't always go according to plan, sometimes us humans think in dumb ways that actively make us look dumb or worse make the lives of the people around us worse. So don't go around acting dumb, hug your parents and don't be a weirdo. Hug the ... read more

1,000 ratings
how are you supposed to pick a "special" album for something like a rating milestone
by the 1,000 ratings mark you've prolly listened to most important albums (whatever that even means with how many unknown albums influence "the game changers")
it could perhaps work for a 100th rating special.
well I guess I should talk about the album. I don't have a lot to say it was mostly a casual listen. I really liked the production and it gave me a very cheery easy ... read more

I am not really a fan of jakey's work on youtube, not because I find something wrong with it just never got into it. So I was interested behind the hype behind this project especially after learning that this was in the works for quite some time.
Look, I believe that a project should be able to stand on its feet whether you like the person behind it or not. I don't like this, this is a big no no. It sounds like basic pop music without a solid hook, messy production and some sampling that's ... read more

my fuckin ears

Sitting in a bar, Kyoto Japan, You're rotting in the seat after you're done with your work, It's slightly after midnight and you're drinking a scotch and you fucking hate it why would you drink scotch in japan? You hate your life in japan, sure it looks nice but it doesn't matter really, you're alone there, you live alone for 4 years, you haven't talked to your parents in months, you didn't have a proper conversation since you got there as you're not a native speaker. There are ... read more

please pretend like I wrote something funny here or insightful. I literally can't write anything during the week and I'm stressed cause I'll be performing for the 17th of November so wish me luck. I don't know how I've reached the point of having more than 400 followers but here we are. Yes, I'm insecure about the amount of likes I'm getting as of late like I used to do so well but now I barely crack 10 likes when I'm not talking about anything new or related to current music news. Which is ... read more

bruh this is some brutal shit. I should've listened to this shit when it was halloween!
If you can handle noise music you should definitely check this out. The industrial drums paired with the noise and the crazed screaming makes this some delightful nightmare fuel and I definitely won't be sleeping well this night and maybe many more. The softer interludes gives this project a lot more depth and atmosphere as you never know what it can hit you with next! Also bruh older me would've never ... read more

I am not feeling this but knots is a banger!

R.I.P. MIMI PARKER
pray for her family and friends as they must be going through a lot of heartache. She was a big part of making beautiful music as a part of Low and though I haven't listened to any other albums then their latest, this is a masterpiece that she must be proud of. Her vocals give this record a lot of beauty and make it more heartbreaking. This is an experience that I just find less and less words to describe the more I listen to it. One of the best releases of past year. I also ... read more

Coil side project, Time Machines released a drone album with the gimmick being that it has elements of Binaural Music which is something that exists and it's like different frequencies on each ear that are meant to cause relaxation and and some other pleasant stuff and it has to do with gamma rays and that sciency stuff. I'm writing almost 2 am in the morning just to say that the first two tracks are great and relaxing and could've easily made their own album but the other two don't offer ... read more

joji dropped an album. people are going crazy. people give it high scores and low ones. someone writes a review "one of the best and most complete musical adventures joji has gone through, truly something to behold, Glimpse Of Us is a clear highlight but it has some other strong points like Die For You and 1AM FREESTYLE. Not all the experiments go according to plan but the overall product feels really complete, give this a shot". Another fella writes "Glimpse of Us is great but ... read more

hey kids do ya like fish? wanna feel the fish? wanna touch the fish? wanna make the fish? wanna pet the fish? wanna hug the fish? Well fish is now you new best friend. say hi to it.

Soaked in blue jeans is the body of the teenager found around the lake Gulina. Pieces of the body were attached on trees and weeds like they were sperm. they were sticky. Perhaps the son of a bitch deserved it, he didn't listen to the law and was killed by the man. the wood. the sense of the wild. no one cares for ... read more

I might be the first person in the world that thinks that intro isn't by far the best song here. That title goes to Fantasy.

The production on display is truly something to behold, ethereal post-punky guitars backed with stable drum machines and interesting vocals. The influence this thing had towards the pop scene of the 2010s is undoubtable. But at the same time, I feel as the tracks themselves don't have much to offer, as the song structures most of the time are odd and not in a way that's ... read more