Children of Bodom - Hexed
67

Upped rating for first two songs and nostalgia factor, but it's nothing special.

The Stooges - The Stooges
69

It's 69/100
69/100 69/100 69/100 69/100 baby
And it's 69/100 bayyyyybyyyyyy

Swans - What Is This?
NR

OwO What is this?

Toumani Diabaté & Ballaké Sissoko - New Ancient Strings
88

Absolutely gorgeous and soothing. Dubs decided what I should hear today and damn it anon I never expected such a beauty. Based and redpilled.

29

The album would've been redeemed if by the 5th track he toke a less preachy, "woke", conscious take on his lyrics and general mood. His messages are very generic but are good (sometimes), and his flow's actually commendable. Alas, a lot of his focus drifts towards himself and his fans-vs-haterz mentality, which gets REALLY draining at that point.

My slightly positive impression of the first 4-5 tracks may drop on a second listen, but worst music ever according to rym? naahh there's ... read more

N.O.D. - Niggaz of Destruction
66

>watch memphis rap sigils conspiracy theory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hY5HTuU-3E
>6 tracks
>rate first three 7s, 4th a 6, 5th a 5, and the 6th an 8
>calculate average
>0.66666666666666666

oh fug

Onision - Onision
16

A compilation of his depressingly cynical "parody" videos in audio format. Just listen to the first 2-3 tracks while looking into his smug, proud expression. Sums up his online presence.

Onision - You're Beautiful
0

"You're beautiful within, you're beautiful without"

So bad it can't be good. He sings this shit like it's a profound relic of philosophy when it's some shit a 10 year old would cater to. Equivalent to a preachy facebook post; self-serving egotism.

Duster - Stratosphere
64

L O W
E N E R G Y

Fishmans - 98.12.28 男達の別れ [98.12.28 Otokotachi no wakare]
97

Better than a majority of carefully produced and rehearsed albums out there. Long Season is the best song ever and it's 42 minutes long.

Edge Of The World - Demo Tape 1
43

This fucking intro was recorded a decade ago. It just has to be. Holy shit.

iLOVEFRiDAY - Mia Khalifa (Diss)
0

Tinnitus from a playlist made up of Your Favorite Martian entire video list, Rebecca's friday on repeat for a decade, and cleaning up an indian public restroom with my bare hands is mercy compared to this. Cheese grater anal.

iLOVEFRiDAY - I Love Friday
9

I cried at One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest's ending, but if Smoke Hijabi was Murphy I would be having a jolly wank by then.

Lil Xan - TOTAL XANARCHY
29

Color Blind is what surpasses bad in this by a speckle. The rest range from lowkey boring to downright brain damaging.

Threatin - Breaking the World
46

Outlandishly boring and over the top, but not as easy to hate as his delusions.

Frank Ocean - Endless
69

Bloated and a little over the place, but doesn't take away too much of the enjoyment.

The Prodigy - The Fat of the Land
80

All of those newgrounds action sprite animations my whole childhood...and finding the source so blindly 10 years later in just a minute. Fuck.

BIG dick energy - the album.

Billie Eilish - dont smile at me
47

Art thots are the fucking worst. Their tears are worth every slurp, my depression cures when one dies. I get a cosmic erection pointing at the heavens whenever an art thot kicks the bucket in long conscious agony.

Speaking of music, mundane EP. Nothing interesting.

The Smashing Pumpkins - Shiny and Oh So Bright, Vol. 1 / LP: No Past. No Future. No Sun.
67

Not ambitious, but it does what made them popular well. Vocals, drumming, and some of the guitars capture the same intensity in the Gish days with Knights of Malta and Solara. A little generic at times, but the trademark pumpkins sound is what saves it.

Lil Peep - crybaby
53

A lot of filler and uninventive sampling. Bookends are fine, the rest prolonged the first two tracks' effect poorly.

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