A Tribe Called Quest - Midnight Marauders
92

Probably the most relaxing hip hop album ever made.

Yuno Miles - Fast Rap
100

Love that this is listed as “conscious hip hop”

Pixies - Doolittle
100

I had this at a 99 before but only because I had a deep seated anti-monkey bias. Years have passed, and so has this bigotry. I have embraced the monke

(real talk this album is just kinda perfect lol)

Brian Wilson - SMiLE
100

[89 > 100]

RIP to THE beach boy.

Kendrick Lamar - tv off
90

MUSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDD

Charli xcx - BRAT
100

Now I am become Fantano, enjoyer of Charli xcx.

Drake - Family Matters
60

This beef is so much fun it’s actually making me use my AOTY account for the first time in months

The Microphones - Microphones in 2020
93

This man could literally sing pee pee poo poo and I would still cum over it

black midi - Sweater
63

MY KNEEEES HURT WHEN I GROOOOOOW

NARKOSIS - THINK OF ME
80

Awesome song that slaps harder than a mf. I've listened like 10 times already lmao. An honestly great example of coming from very clear influences (Brockhampton as an example), but also not wearing them on your sleeve and being your own thing. Check it out baybeeeeeeeeeeee

Deftones - Around the Fur
46

Fun fact: I have a Limp Bizkit album rated higher than this. Limp Bizkit is a better Nu Metal band than Deftones according to my AOTY ratings.

Tom Sawyer - Daddy
0

Earlier today I talked with @notmike0 about my decision to listen to music I know will be god-awful. She said that whenever I show her one of my zeroes she always thinks "I want those *insert number* minutes back. It's interesting because I myself have thought quite a bit about my listening habits. Whenever I listen to an album that I end up enjoying, I feel some compulsive need to listen to something bad. What is it? The contrast? The whiplash? The masochism? Well, the way I've always ... read more

Smosh - Smoshtastic
1

I started listening this on a car ride home, and exited the car ride with newfound anal herpes. The power of music!

Brain - I'm Brain
11

When I went into this EP many years ago, I expected it to be to my distaste. After all, I found “Professional Rapper” by Lil Dicky to be one of my least favorite comedy albums of the last decade when I heard it for the first time. And sure enough, what I got with this album was horrible. Even worse. Fucking grating, in the most accurate sense.

But now, in the year 2023, something about it stayed in my mind. I thought, “I’ll give it one more chance.” And thank god ... read more

The Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs
90

Me (a 20 year old man who’s never been in a relationship): “Damn bro is just like me fr”

Burger King - You Rule. Jingles
2

Ok maybe the Wendy's EP wasn't that bad

Radiohead - A Moon Shaped Pool
96

Alright, Imma reel back my ambitious and exhausting writing style from my In Rainbows review for something more concise and regular.

I will get this out of the way: this is Radiohead’s most depressing album. If you’ve gauged other reviews, you know this seems to be the general consensus on this project. While some tracks on Kid A or OK Computer can eviscerate my heart on a personal level, there’s something more consistent in the way that this album’s lyrical themes are ... read more

Taylor Swift - Midnights
45

This album is genius you guys. Taylor wrote these songs before she went to sleep, crafting the perfect album to listen to as you, the listener, go to sleep! I’m actually gonna put it on right now. It’s really effecti-

HONK mimimimimimimi

Limp Bizkit - Significant Other
58

I'm holding a Mario Kart tournament at my house on August 21st, you guys! The address is 5650 N Academy Blvd, Colorado Springs, CO 80918. You do have to bring your own controller, sorry. See you there!

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] ... read more

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