added this because I wanted to make this review
I think I read a Lovecraft story about this album once

those who say this album's length will outlast the entirety of the rest of the universe's existence are fools because I'm a god of time and I listened to the whole fucking thing
I had seventeen thousand brain aneurysms and thirty four million heart attacks
and once I finished all 3.343 quindecillion years I finally figured out how to win the cup and ball game
checkmate atheists

EDIT: HOW IS THIS MY MOST LIKED REVIEW

grew up on this and it was fire then and just pretty okay now

listenable

I mean it's not bad

maybe I'll hang marat's bathtub in a church after all

A Quick One Before the Eternal Worm Devours Connecticut - 10/10
Bloodhail - 10/10
The Big Gloom - 10/10
Hunter - 10/10
Telephony - 10/10
Who Would Leave Their Son Out in the Sun? - 9/10
There is No Food - 10/10
Waiting for Black Metal Records to Come in the Mail - 9/10
Holy Fucking Shit: 40,000 - 10/10
The Future - 9/10
Deep, Deep - 10/10
I Don't Love - 10/10
Earthmover - 10/10

my mom has better music taste than i thought
this has the same energy as me when I'm dead tired and want to die

Sweet Charity - 10/10
None of Them Knew They Were Robots - 10/10
Retrovertigo - 10/10
The Air-Conditioned Nightmare - 10/10
Ars Moriendi - 10/10
Pink Cigarette - 10/10
Golem II: The Bionic Vapour Boy - 9/10
The Holy Filament - 9/10
Vanity Fair - 10/10
Goodbye Sober Day - 10/10

wait what do you mean this album was released on 9/11

I Want Wind to Blow - 10/10
The Glow Pt. 2 - 10/10
The Moon - 10/10
Headless Horseman - 10/10
My Roots Are Strong and Deep - 9/10
Instrumental - 9/10
The Mansion - 9/10
(Something) - 9/10
(Something) - 1 - 8/10
I'll Not Contain You - 9/10
The Gleam Pt. 2 - 10/10
Map - 9/10
You'll Be in the Air - 9/10
I Want to Be Cold - 9/10
I Am Bored - 8/10
I Felt My Size - 9/10
Instrumental - 2 - 9/10
I Felt Your Shape - 10/10
Samurai Sword - ... read more

EDIT: 97 --> 99

Dude. DUDE. You can't just put an album like this out there and just... you know... do that. This is so good, the vocals, the instruments, the lyrics, everything. I might write an actual, full length review for this eventually, my original was just a one liner, but for now I just want to express how wonderfully everything here works. Post-Rock with lyrics was not on my list of things that could happen and I'm better off as a result.

EDIT: 99 --> 100:

Idk why ... read more

what the cinema

Magenta - 10/10
El Dorado - 10/10
Holding to the Rail - 9/10
Wonderbad - 10/10
Hear Me - 9/10
Lamenté - 9/10
Grape - 10/10
Neighbor - 9/10
Song of Solitude - 9/10
Eventide - 10/10

ts violently turned peak after the first two songs

Debaser - 7/10
Tame - 6/10
Wave of Mutilation - 9/10
I Bleed - 8/10
Here Comes Your Man - 10/10
Dead - 10/10
Monkey Gone to Heaven - 10/10
Mr. Grieves - 10/10
Crackity Jones - 9/10
La La Love You - 9/10
No 13 Baby - 10/10
There Goes My Gun - 9/10
Hey - 10/10
Silver - 9/10
Gouge Away - 10/10

Wonderful lyricism, great emotion, my favorite Cavetown song by far.

remember the sound of the birds chirping, for there are things much worse than death

holy shit they made a vampire reference in a minor key

2+2=5 - 10/10
Sit Down, Stand Up - 9/10
Sail to the Moon - 9/10
Backdrifts - 9/10
Go To Sleep - 9/10
Where I End and You Begin - 10/10
We Suck Young Blood - 8/10
There, There - 10/10
I Will - 8/10
A Punch Up at a Wedding - 10/10
Myxomatosis - 10/10
Scatterbrain - 10/10
A Wolf at the Door - 10/10

Me when I'm playing Twister

Planet Telex - 10/10
The Bends - 9.5/10
High and Dry - 9/10
Fake Plastic Trees - 10/10
Bones - 9/10
(Nice Dream) - 10/10
Just - 10/10
My Iron Lung - 10/10
Bullet Proof ...I Wish I Was - 9/10
Black Star - 9/10
Sulk - 10/10
Street Spirit (Fade Out) - 9/10

I snuck inside Chernobyl and now I have more limbs than you
loser

Bloom - 9/10
Morning Mr Magpie - 10/10
Little By Little - 9/10
Feral - 9/10
Lotus Flower - 10/10
Codex - 10/10
Don't Give Up the Ghost - 8/10
Seperator - 10/10

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!

Burn the Witch - 10/10
Daydreaming - 10/10
Decks Dark - 9/10
Desert Island Disk - 9/10
Ful Stop - 10/10
Glass Eyes - 10/10
Identikit - 10/10
The Numbers - 10/10
Present Tense - 9/10
Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief - 9/10
True Love Awaits - 9/10

yes i bit you stop complaining

MK 1 - 8/10
Down Is the New Up - 10/10
Go Slowly - 9/10
MK 2 - 7/10
Last Flowers - 9/10
Up On the Ladder - 10/10
Bangers + Mash - 10/10
4 Minute Warning - 9/10

so you're giving me remastered peak with more peak attached?
hell yeah

ONLY the new songs:

I Promise - 9/10
Man of War - 10/10
Lift - 10/10
Lull - 10/10
Meeting in the Aisle - 9/10
Melatonin - 8/10
A Reminder - 10/10
Polyethylene, Pts. 1 & 2 - 10/10
Pearly* - 10/10
Palo Alto - 9/10
How I Made My Millions - 10/10

it was me i crushed the tin box you were packt in

Packt Like Sardines in a Crushed Tin Box - 10/10
Pyramid Song - 9/10
Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors - 8/10
You and Whose Army? - 10/10
I Might Be Wrong - 9/10
Knives Out - 10/10
Morning Bell/Amnesiac - 9/10
Dollars and Cents - 10/10
Hunting Bears - 8/10
Like Spinning Plates - 9/10
Life in a Glasshouse - 10/10