Big L - Lifestylez ov da Poor & Dangerous
85

Misogyny/10

I have the basic bitch take on this record. I think the flows and punchlines are amazing, but the production is really rudimentary—mostly just drums and bass. That isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but here it’s just really repetitive. I do love “Put It On” and “Da Graveyard,” though.

Favorite Track: Put It On (obviously)
Least Favorite Track: I Don’t Understand It

Scarface - The Diary
83

To be honest, what holds this album back is the fact that there aren't more songs like "I Seen a Man Die." I mean, it's like a top 5 hip-hop songs of all time in terms of lyricism and storytelling. The flow is also one of the best I've ever heard.

Favorite Track: I Seen A Man Die (by far)
Least Favorite Track: Goin' Down

Tones And I - Dance Monkey
0

I really don't get the appeal of songs like this

Lyricism: (000000000000.1/100
Vocals: (-10000/100)
Production (0/10)

Helluva Boss - Helluva Boss: Season One (Original Soundtrack)
38

(This is a review of the songs out of context; with context, it would be closer to a 50–60.)

Yeah, I like this show and Vivziepop as a whole, which probably invalidates every opinion I’ve ever had in my life. I watched the Hazbin Hotel pilot when I was a kid, even though I probably shouldn’t have, and instantly fell in love with the characters — especially Alastor and Charlie. I fell out of touch with the series for a while, but in 2024, while randomly perusing the ... read more

Halsey - Without Me
29

Why is Halsey’s catalog so highly rated? Everything I’ve heard from her sounds so generic and fake-“diva” that it makes me want to rip my fucking eye out of its socket. Her voice is awful, and the production is okay, I guess, but it doesn’t save the song. I’m being real with you guys, lol — Halsey is awful. It also doesn’t help that my family was obsessed with her, so it became extremely overplayed, and I never liked the fucking song in the first ... read more

Waterparks - ICE
100

Rest in peace Alex Pretti, Renee Good, and anyone else that have been killed by this terrorist organization.

Travis Scott - Birds In The Trap Sing McKnight
65

Eh I'm mostly a Travis Scott apologist but this is genuinely one of the most inconsistent projects I've ever heard

Favorite Track: Pick Up The Phone
Least Favorite Track: beibs in the trap

Fugazi - Repeater
95

One of the best post punk / post hardcore albums ever made.

Favorite Track: Repeater
Least Favorite Track: Greed

Daft Punk - Discovery
100

Daft Punk, please reunite.

One of the most vibrant, colorful, beautifully layered albums of all time. You have somber and introspective cuts like Something About Us and Digital Love, but also danceable and energetic ones like One More Time, Voyager, Veridis Quo, and basically the entire album besides Nightvision and Something About Us, I guess. The sampling is fantastic as well—just a perfect record. I really don’t think it needs any further explaining. It’s freaking ... read more

Young Thug - So Much Fun (Deluxe)
95

People overlook just how fantastic this deluxe is. Tracks like Die Today, Millions, and Diamonds are some of my favorite trap songs ever, and on every song Thugger just brings a lot of charisma and humor that I think is mostly lost in trap nowadays as a whole. Anyways, the original record was already fantastic, but these extra tracks only improve it and make it my favorite trap album of all time, and solidified Young Thug as a top 30 rapper of all time. It’s one of the only trap albums, ... read more

Harry Styles - Aperture
85

A 5 minute Harry Styles song is weird and unique but also pretty great in my opinion actually looking forward to this new album

David Bowie - The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
100

David Bowie literally predicted Kanye West, how could this not be a 10/10?

Most likely David Bowie’s best. This is easily one of the greatest records of the 1970s and one of the greatest rock albums ever made. There’s absolutely nothing controversial about that. This album is critically acclaimed for a reason: it was far ahead of its time in both aesthetics and songwriting. You literally have Starman, which easily has the best chorus of the 1970s and it's just one of the best ... read more

clipping. - CLPPNG
96

One of the most underrated hip-hop albums.

This dude rapped over a fucking alarm clock more effortlessly than 99% of rappers do over a normal trap beat. If that’s not a testament to Daveed Diggs’ immense talent, I don’t know what is.

#1 Intro
Such an amazing way to open up the record. His flow is actually insane.

#2 Body & Blood
One my favorite cuts on the record—everything from the fantastic beat, great flows, amazing lyricism, and one of the greatest sample ... read more

Lauryn Hill - The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
100

Ex Factor - To Zion - Doo Wop (That Thing) is the best three song run of all time fight me MFs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE5QZBLlSDQ this video by the GOAT reignited my love for this record. Both this and The Score are 10/10s for me I still don't know which one i prefer.

Favorite Track: Ex-Factor

Least Favorite Track: Final Hour (gun to my head sort of thing)

History: 100-99-100

Ghostface Killah - Ironman
98

Further proof that Ghostface Killah is a top 5 rapper of all time.

1993–1996 was an unbelievable time for the Wu-Tang Clan. All of them were at the peak of their careers, and they all contributed to each other’s solo records, which is the main reason why Ironman, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, Liquid Swords, and obviously 36 Chambers are so incredible, in my opinion. They all bring strong lyricism and excellent flows, and RZA delivers some of his best production yet. 260? Assassination ... read more

Raekwon - Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...
100

Peak Coke Rap.

I have such a massive Wu-Tang bias, I swear to God, but everything on this record is perfect—from RZA’s great production, as usual, to the lyricism and rapping from Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, and even the features. It’s just a flawless and truly unbelievably consistent record from front to back.

Favorite Track: Verbal Intercourse (the most underrated beat in hip-hop)
Least Favorite Track: Spot Rusherz

Eric B. & Rakim - Paid In Full
55

Yeah, it’s been said a million fucking times: hip-hop would be nowhere near where it is today—in terms of popularity or versatility—without this album, and it’s easily the most influential record in all of hip-hop. No question.

But… like a lot of people are quick to point out, it’s super rudimentary and basic. They improve vastly on later records, but those didn’t get the same attention because this one was so far ahead of its time. It’s also ... read more

Dr. Dre - The Chronic
96

Absolute classic, some of the best production of any hip-hop album.

Favorite Track: Nuthin' But a "G" Thang
Least Favorite Track: The Doctor's Office

79

This would kill a victorian child.

Favorite Track: Part VI

Least Favorite Track: Part XIV

Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited
92

Ballad Of A Thin Man might genuinely be my favorite song of all time.

Favorite Track: Ballad of a Thin Man
Least Favorite Track: Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues

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