Luis Fonsi - Despacito
NR

Where the hell is Despacito 500?

Drake - Scorpion
32

*Yawn* This is BORING!!! I mean, there are a few highlights, but it felt so much like a waste of time. Also, posthumous.

[Side A]
Fav Tracks: Can’t Take A Joke, Mob Ties, God’s Plan

Least Fav Tracks: I’m Upset, Talk Up, 8 Out Of 10, Nonstop, Emotionless

Score: 4.1

[Side B]
Fav Tracks: Nice For What, After Dark, Blue Tint, Summer Games

Least Fav Tracks: Finesse, Final Fantasy (Congrats. Square Enix is gonna sue you now)

Score: 5.2

Overall Score:
4.2
Mediocre

El Chombo - Chacarron
NR

Ehblegbluhblduuduumamidadahbuhbleghblahdehdalhlegh

El Chombo - Dame Tu Cosita
NR

The fuck is this garbage and why is it giving me penis cancer?

Let's Eat Grandma - I'm All Ears
90

Let’s Eat Grandma’s sophomore album doesn’t only build upon what made their debut impressive. It also succeeds expectations and improves on it! With amazing production from SOPHIE and intriguing lyrics while still keeping the girl power duo’s fresh, quirky sound!

Fav Tracks: Hot Pink, It’s Not Just Me, Snakes & Ladders, Donnie Darko, Falling Into Me, I Will Be Waiting, Ava

Least Fav Track: Cool & Collected

Score:
9
Outstanding

Florence + the Machine - High As Hope
85

Florence has finally found a new sound for herself. Her amazing vocals still shine through these tracks making "High As Hope" her best record yet!

Fav Tracks: Sky Full Of Song, Hunger, Grace, Big God, The End Of Love, South London Forever

Least Fav Track: 100 Years

Score:
8.5
Awesome

Bebe Rexha - Expectations
46

It's not as bad as I thought it was gonna be. But, I swear, if I hear "Meant to Be" again I swear I'm gonna punch someone in the no no square... no apologies. Unless he punches me back...

Fav Tracks: Ferrari, Knees, Sad, Pillow, Shining Star

Least Fav Tracks: Meant to Be, Mine, Steady

Score
4.6
Mediocre

Ed Sheeran - ÷
31

I don’t fucking understand how people like a derp faced motherfucker who only knows how to play 4 BASIC CHORDS on his acoustic guitar. His songs are fucking boring and his lyrical abilities are as weaker than Peter Pan’s puny penis and I know THAT has more sparkle than this fucking album!

Fav Tracks: Castle On The Hill, Supermarket Flowers

Least Fav Tracks: Shape Of You, New Man, Galway Girl, Happier

Score:
3.1
Bad

Dawes - Passwords
71

This new Dawes record is weirdly romantic and kinda has a 70s sound to it that I like.

Fav Tracks: Crack The Case, Living In The Fire, Feed The Fire, My Greatest Invention, Stay Down

Least Fav Track: Mistakes We Should Have Made

Score:
7.1
Good

Gang Gang Dance - Kazuashita
80

It’s gorgeous, the vocals are eclectic, and the improvisation here is fabulous! Experience this for yourself! I’m too tired to write a good review on this. XD

Fav Tracks: J-TREE; Lotus; Young Boy (Marika in America); Too Much, Too Soon, Kazuashita

Least Fav Track: The interludes, honestly

Score:
8
Great

Marshmello - Joytime II
12

...

...

...This is the most drab and boring shit I’ve heard in a long time...

Fav Tracks: ...

Least Fav Tracks: ...

Score:
1.2
...

“...”

Death Grips - Year of the Snitch
96

I stayed up all night just to listen to this! I was not “Disappointed”! With nightmarish, psychedelic production and cryptic lyrics combined with MC Ride’s vocals, “Year of the Snitch” is Death Grips’ weirdest and most diverse album yet!

Fav Tracks: Black Paint, The Fear, Hahaha, Death Grips Is Online, Shitshow, Disappointed, Dilemma, Flies, Streaky

Least Fav Track: Little Richard

Score:
9.6
Amazing

“Eat it like the devil’s cunt”

5 Seconds of Summer - Youngblood
58

I've never been a fan of 5SOS. This album is alright, I guess. It's nothing daring, nothing offensive either. But they've gone for a pretty neat sound and while the songwriting needs work, it still has matured. Plenty of hooks here too.

Fav Tracks: Valentine, Youngblood, Lie To Me, Talk Fast, More

Least Fav Tracks: Better Man, Woke Up In Japan

Score:
5.8
Okay

SOPHIE - OIL OF EVERY PEARL'S UN-INSIDES
99

A beautiful, chaotic and phenomenal avant-garde masterpiece! "OIL OF EVERY PEARL'S UN-INSIDES" is probably one of the most important albums to come out this decade as it places SOPHIE as a benchmark for the many LGBTQ+ artists to come!

*Sniffles* OKAY! I'M CRYING!!! DX DX

EDIT (1/30/21): I’m genuinely heartbroken by the loss of such an amazing, genius, beautiful and, above all else, pioneering producer. Someone who showed me that it was okay to express my identity and come out ... read more

Melody's Echo Chamber - Bon Voyage
80

The songwriting's bonkers, the production is SO rich and detailed, and it's very progressive stuff! I like it a lot!

Fav Tracks: Visions Of Someone Special, On A Wall Of Reflections; Quand Les Larmes D'un Ange Font Danser; Cross My Heart; Shirim; Breathe In, Breathe Out

Least Fav Track: Var Har Du Vart?

Score:
8
Great

TWRP - Together Through Time
85

TWRP is a lot like Daft Punk except maybe a little bit sexier? Ok. 'Nuff said. This internet band's new album deserves your time. It's catchy as hell, funky, and lots of fun!

Fav Tracks: Life Party, Phantom Racer, Synthesize Her, Starlight Brigade, Tactile Sensation, Disco Volante, Take Care of U, Pets

Least Fav Track: The Perfect Product

Score:
8.5
Awesome

Snail Mail - Lush
84

"Lush" is a bright and beautifully-written album that packs enough gorgeous ballads and outstanding melodies. It's a little plain at times but the record hooked me enough that I easily looked past it.

Fav Tracks: Pristine, Heat Wave, Anytime, Let's Find An Out, Golden Dream, Speaking Terms

Least Fav Track: Full Control

Score:
8.4
Great

KIDS SEE GHOSTS - KIDS SEE GHOSTS
95

I don't appreciate Kanye as a person. But when it comes to his albums, that's where I get to appreciate him. This collaboration with Kid Cudi is catchy, psychedelic and masterfully produced. Their chemistry is near-perfect, with their mental issues coming into effect. Overall, this is one of the best albums of the year!

Fav Tracks: 4th Dimension, Reborn, Cudi Montage, Freeee (Ghost Town, Pt. 2), Feel The Love, Fire

Least Fav Track: It's Kids See Ghosts...

Score:
9.5
Amazing

Portugal. The Man - Woodstock
69

The hooks are catchy, John Gourley's vocals are still very good and Danger Mouse's production is solid. But this is also very middle-of-the-road music, especially compared to their other works.

Fav Tracks: Feel It Still, Live In The Moment, Rich Friends, Number One, So Young

Least Fav Track: Easy Tiger

Score:
6.9
Decent

Radiohead - In Rainbows Disk 2
74

I do understand why they left these cuts out (they seem to be recycling some of their own ideas). But if you want to go deep into their discography, this is worth a listen.

Fav Tracks: Bangers + Mash, Last Flowers, Down Is the New Up, Up on the Ladder

Least Fav Track: MK 1

Score:
7.4
Good

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