Apr 23, 2019
94
Took them long enough to put this album on Spotify. 3 years i've been waiting to listen to this album after the hype it got in 2017! 3 long years!

This is my first venture with Beyonce's records. Yeah, i've heard the singles (then again, who hasn't?), but i've never listened to Beyone's albums because the image of Beyonce has always been stronger for me then the music on display. However, as soon as I play on this thing, I was taken aback by some of the most beautiful production i've heard in ... read more
Apr 22, 2019*
NR
HA HA HA JONUS BROTHERS IN 2019?!?! NOW THIS IS EPIC!
I'll give them my money IRONICALLY!! HA HA
i listened to the album so YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAHA
wOw, it's better then the AVERAGE jonus brothers album, that means it's the BEST album of 2019 IRONICALLY!!
IT'S SO IRONIC RIGHT???!!??
MY LIFE IS SO IRONIC?!?!?!?!
hahahahhahHAHAHAHHAH
HAHAHA
I'M A SCREAMING SLAVE
HAHAHA
I'M A DYING SLAVE
HAHAHA
I'M A SLAVE
I'M A SLAVE
I'M A IRONIC SLAVE!

I'm not listening to this album, just a heads up.
Apr 22, 2019
95
These dick jokes go deep.

I think that if you use the internet long enough, you'll come across Bo Burnhams work at some point in your life. His brand of dark, biting, neck pulling, smart, self deprecating and fourth wall demolishing musical comedy is something that either you hate with all your rage or love with all your heart. It's weirdly experimental, with it feeling a lot more grand and out there then the usual stand up routine. Hell, the fact that this album is added to the site is a ... read more
Apr 22, 2019
67
his is the most 90s album that came out of 2017.

The most talked about point of this album is that 'It's no masterpiece!!' and that 'It's just fun!'. And that's very valid point to talk about with an album like this, because it is just a fun, in your face, loud and brash punk debut that isn't trying to send a big message or try to change the game. It's just a band of friends trying to deliver a collection of punk tracks with force and kick to them. In a lot of ways, it's kind of a refreshing ... read more
Apr 21, 2019
71
Honestly, this song reminds me of a simpler time. A time before the world was blinded by hate. Blinded by fear. Blinded by difference. Do you remember a time before that? I do.
I remember a time where everyone joined hand in hand and said this:

'Now here's a little lesson in trickery'.
Apr 21, 2019
80
This helped.

For those who don't know (so all of you), I'm an insomniac. Is that too strong of a word? Most people assume and expect a lot when you day that. It just means I cant really sleep sometimes, at lest recently. Its a fairly new issue I've been facing, only for the past 3 years or so. A lot of people, once they hear that, sort of unlegitimalize what I'm going through as either I'm faking it or that I'm not 'really' going through it, but that's a different topic. The main thing is ... read more
Apr 21, 2019
87
King Gizzard are revolutionary.

The more I delve into King Gizzards cataloge, the more I start to realize that they are becoming one of my favorite prog-rock groups of the new millennium. Each album I've either be impressed by something or saw potential in greatness with it. Each album is a testament to the group and their talents, their creativity, and their ambitious way of releasing and constructing music. I mean, for gods sake, releasing 5 albums in one year and all of them being ... read more
Apr 21, 2019
0
NEW HIT SINGLE FROM YA BOY RYAN BENIS ARTISTIC INTEGRITY IS DEAD

https://soundcloud.com/ryan-pearce-33/dont-be-racist
Apr 20, 2019
7
this is the biggest punching bag of 2019. use it wisely
Apr 20, 2019
55
ok
i'm not joking around
this is legitimately hilarious and somehow more listenable then the actual version of the song
not saying a lot but the thought is there
Apr 20, 2019
80
The King Gizz binge is almost done boys!

This is probably the most 'Dungeons and Dragons' album i've heard in recent years. It's almost a medieval type album, with the sounds of this record making me feel like i'm scaling a mountain in the rain while i'm carrying a sword to attack a dragon. It's a really grand, epic, complexly unpredictable and intensely unique album that simply refuses to compromise, despite it being on of King Gizzards most accessible works to date. It's a weird uneasy chill ... read more
Apr 19, 2019
87
DAMN OUR QUEEN SLAYED YET AGAIN WITH GAY BANGERS
WE STAN
100S ONLY
BOTS AT THE READY
150 LIKES ON STAN REVIEW
ALL CRITISISM IS UNVALID
FUCK GOD
OUR NEW LORD IS OUR WIG SNATCHING IDLE
LIZZO THE NEW LEADER OF THE UNDERWORLD WHO WILL SAVE THIS WORLD FROM REFUGEE
ALL HAIL
ALL HAIL
ALL HAIL
TWERK FOR OUR PLEASURE YOU FLUTE PLAYING DEMON

...ahem

This was a super fun album. Honestly, this is my album to beat for pop album of the year, because damn does Lizzo steal the show on this album. There ... read more
Apr 19, 2019
72
Huh. This is actually quite decent.

I don't think it's any secret that I didn't have big expectations for this project. It's definitely a novelty record, and not really the most innovative novelty record at that (rap songs based off of Video Games? NEVER DONE BEFORE). And a lot of the positive things about the album are based on a personal bias with following and understanding the people who made it (Game Grumps). However... This is probably Starbombs most cohesive and entertaining album to ... read more
Apr 17, 2019
NR
NZ Gang Rise.
Again, since this is clearly a part of a whole album, I'll reserve from rating...but holy shit this album is getting better and better as the realeses go on.

This shit slaps people.

As a big unadulterated toxic Brockhampton fanboy, it's really surreal to hear some of the material on this portion of the record. The brutally honest lyrics on Corpus Christi, talking about the aftermath of the Ameer incident in almost a scared manner. The 'Lets Get Married' hook on Baby Boy, ... read more
Apr 17, 2019
90
FUCK IT









JAILBREAK MY ASSHOLE
Apr 17, 2019
73
At some point when I started going through King Gizzards discography, I thought that i'd be able to listen to them all by the time the new album comes out. Yeah that worked out well...

Anyway, I had pretty low expectations for this album. Mellow King Gizz isn't really my favorite type of sound from King Gizz (more of a personal thing I know but still something to note), so I really wanted this album to just be done as soon as it started...but then the more I listened and opened my mind to King ... read more
Apr 16, 2019
0
Hey new BTS fans/bots! Welcome to the site! A lot of people are coming at you with rightful vitriol, and i'm not gonna be treating you any differently with how you've treated this site recently. However, instead of saying "GET OUT YOUR FUNDAMENTALLY DAMAGING THE CREDIBILITY OF THIS SITE AND STAGNATING IT'S POTENTIAL GROWTH JUST SO YOU CAN CRUSH ON YOUR UWU QUIRKY K-POP GROUP", i'd just like to very quickly say that this site has a lot of people who care very much deeply for the ... read more
Apr 16, 2019
87
Jesus Christ i'm late for this album. Why did everything decide to come out the day I take a week long break?

Right from the get go, I knew this thing was right up my ally. A Irish punk band being compared to Idles, one of my favorite recent post punk acts being praised for its honesty and wild instrumentation? Sounds like a grand time! And so you know I was excited to dive into this album, like a toddler at the shallow pool. But, much like the toddler at the swimming pool, I learnt that this ... read more
Apr 16, 2019
88
Ladies. Gentlemen. This album is fucked up. Like, holy shit. This shit is fucking WILD.

So I knew about this album through word of mouth (being a influence from acts like Mr Bungle and Nine Inch Nails, as well as many 'extreme' acts I've loved). I knew it was a very weird album. So, when Record Store Day rolled around, I found this album lying around (white vinyl with stickers!) for only $20. I should have known what I was in for when the person I bought this off looked at me and said ... read more
Apr 11, 2019
NR
So I'm putting this here as almost a 'pre-review'. Its clear that Kevin has an album coming, and that he will be realesing the album in three parts periodically, much like Denzel Curry did with Taboo. I don't know why yet, but I know he's doing it. So, I'm gonna wait till all three parts are out before I truely give my verdict (hence why no rating yet), at lest on the whole album experience.

However.

That being said.

This shit kinda slaps.

Big Wheel I feel could have been fleshed out into ... read more
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