Megan Thee Stallion - Fever
57

THIS is where I am drawing the line with Pitchfork. This year has above and beyond been terrible for their reviews and featured articles. They've been very public and open with following the SJW-type agenda ever since that XXXtentacion audio clip was first shown in their article on him. Now, that isn't bad and I despise XXX as much as any person with a brain, because he's a horrible person. But thats the first point, at least in my attention paid to the site, that they started "taking ... read more

Halsey - Nightmare
45

One of Halsey's better songs imo. Not good at all, but its better than most of the total shit she's put out, in terms of sound. As for the lyrics... idk wtf she's talking about.

Madonna & Quavo - Future
30

Madonna is 60 years old and is worth, on the LOW end, half a billion dollars. She has already done more than enough for pop music in her nearly 4 decade career, and 10 years ago would have been a great time to call it a career. She's not attracting new fans with this new music, but she might lose some old ones.

Jonas Brothers - Sucker
58

This album bout to be fire tho IDGAF

Édith Piaf - La vie en rose
NR

you know how many white bitches i've seen with a tattoo of this album title?? too many. Life In Pink. Yup, that bitch is white.

Yung Jake - RIP Harambe
27

TSLA has fallen 27% since the release of this song.

Flying Lotus - Flamagra
80

Worth the 4.5 year wait. Flying Lotus proves he can adapt as musical trends do, and puts out another auditory wonderland.

DJ Khaled - Father Of Asahd
32

Star-studded rap for the lowest common denominator.

Tyler, The Creator - IGOR
62

Might as well invite the BTS bots back with all these empty perfect ratings.

This album is by no means bad. In fact, I couldn't pick a least favorite song. Tyler remains consistent across this project by creating mediocre songs; the best part of the album is Playboi Carti's appearance on Earfquake. What Tyler proved on Igor is that he values aesthetic over substance. There is a very clear theme and sound to this project, remaining pretty prominent on all 12 songs. But that sound and ... read more

Lil Peep & Lil Tracy - CÅSTLES II
81

Witchblades is a classic

Charli xcx - Blame It On Your Love
40

By far the worst Charli XCX single in a while. She's really trying to make people think this is an original song, its a remix. No comment on Lizzo.

Britney Spears - Circus
49

There's a couple bangers though

Joyner Lucas - 508-507-2209
31

i just left houston ヾ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ♪
i just left earth ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪
Lean in my cup Gas in my blunt ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ)

Project Pat - Layin' Da Smack Down
89

Project Pat is criminally underappreciated, especially as a producer.

Logic - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
10

Logic used to just make trash. His music was not good or even close to good, but he never said any obscenely whack shit nor did he try to be anything more than a rapper. Now he's fucking writing books and damn near preaching everything he says. Fuck off man. You were never the first rapper to speak on mental health, you were the first one to have a charting song about it (it was a pop song anyway, with 2 other big names featured to boost the popularity). You aren't an author, you're a ... read more

Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care
30

Ed Sheeran is one of, if not the #1, most boring popular artists of the 2010's. Overrated as a songwriter and painfully average as a singer. He hasn't produced a single listenable song in my opinion. Justin Bieber I haver respect for as an artist because he has undeniable talent, but this is pretty low even for his standards.

Young Nudy & Pi'erre Bourne - Sli'merre
70

WTF PISSY PAMPER WHEN???

Cardi B - Invasion of Privacy
NR

Admits to drugging and robbing men because "that's what I had to do" lol okay. I would be forgiving if she made tolerable music.

Lil Tracy - Like A Farmer
79

tracy walked so lil nas x could gallop

Vampire Weekend - Father of the Bride
68

I judged the singles too harshly, this ain't bad.

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